Wildfire Riders

FFFFFFFFFFFFFHAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Thank God that cake ends at the waist.

I had to bail the other night, but if there's a night that's good for other folks, I can try and make myself available!

I think we can all be confident that the curtains match the drapes, anyway.

Lidia Carraway had been his first and was the only one to surprise him. She hadn’t smiled when she’d singled him out for a dance, and she hadn’t smiled when she’d lured him into a stockroom and laid him on a bed of treated lumber. She’d undressed him just enough, herself barely at all, and had looke...

I'd just like to preface this by saying I was not informed of this until the moment of. As such my MS paint mashing skills are subpar to my usual high standards.

I downloaded a font for your birthday, Jeni.

Consider your shoes ruined, sir. All of them. Forever.

That son of a bitch.




...See what I did there?

You mean where is every instance of a losing BG saying "GO BAK 2 FETHERMOOON FUKIN RPERS"? Without fail. It was magical. I can't remember, was the RPing as troggs over vent or was that in chat? We're going to announce that we're RPing as troggs in BGs and that people are not allowed to tak...

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I feel unprepared. Can we? Can we just move your birthday back a day? No?

Fine. Happy birthday. I guess.

...Srsly, happy birthday you guys.

And now I want to know.

Why do you do this thing?