Wildfire Riders

It simply means I'm more evolutionarily advanced than you sad heathens.

Because unlike my designs to become Grand Exalted Pantsless Dictator of the free world, I have no desire to lead people here. They wouldn't do what I say anyways, so I just wiggle my dingly-danglies in their general direction until they go away.

I work in the non-destructive area of defense contracting. You know, spy planes and such? There is a sad lack of missiles around here, both in my non-pantalones and out of it.

I suggest removing pants and running around the office area loudly singing "I'm A Little Teapot." I know that's how I get through particularly long days of meh-ness.

Arrens Caltrains has recently returned from his honeymoon with Aely. As it turns out, the Steam Pools in Feralas are aptly named. They're really, really hot. Brother Theodious Forgebuilder has mended the last of the students in the University's infirmary and sent them on their way. He's now free to...

Arrens ran into his private quarters, hurriedly shutting the door behind him with a thud. He quickly stripped off his shirt and replaced his pants with a pair made of the finest embersilk. Opening his closet, he found the robes he had worn in his youth when he would accompany his parents to church i...

1) How about a copy of West Side Story, WFR as Jets, SWU As Sharks? This is unfair. Everyone from SWU BUT Arrens would side with WFR. And it's not like he's unilaterraly against what WFR stands for. It's just their business practices he's against. And the "us against the world" theme he g...

SWU has a similar issue as there's only about half a dozen of us that one might consider "mains" in the guild. That said, anyone here is welcome to partake in the lunacy of our OOC guild chat, pretend they're not actually in the school (we have a number of folks like that already) and go a...

Happy happy!

For your birfday, I have sent naked pictures of myself. You're welcome.