Wildfire Riders

I just bought these at the store the other day.

I'm sure they're not the real deal, the oxycontin to Aussies' true heroin. But they're still delicious!

Still, DAMN YOU FUTURELAND PEOPLES AND YOUR TASTY CHOCOLATEY TREATS!

If crystal meth was good enough for Andre Agassi, then it's good enough for you.

Aw, c'mon, where's the computer specs pron?

Whatevs. I'd hit it.

Happy birthday gabbs! Have an awesome day! Many hugs have been fedexed your way.

Congratulations to the happy family!

Woooooooooooo!

You should do a renewing of the vows ceremony with Mr. Fells aka Andrew ASAP.

Why? I'm glad you ask.

This.

The Hallowed Mark When celebrated Gnomish symbologist Bobspark Langdonstix is summoned to the Tomb of Uther to analyze a mysterious rune—imprinted on a gold ring lying next to the disemboweled corpse of the head docent—he discovers evidence of the unthinkable: the resurgence of the ancient cult of ...

I kept waiting for the part where Fells shouts that we're done professionally.