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Re: testimonials request

Postby Tarq » Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:40 pm

Banned the poster and eliminated the link to TEH HAXX0RZ but I'm leaving this thread up for the comic potential.
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Re: testimonials request

Postby Chrystenise » Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:54 pm

Klaatu Veraata NictTois!

Right then....

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Re: testimonials request

Postby Thiyenn » Mon Sep 06, 2010 7:09 pm

While I know nothing of love spells, I can perhaps offer a few gentle recommendations to those putting themselves on the market for the first time. DO play up the shapeliness of your facial tentacles. You may find that some women (or men, whichever you prefer) are put off by them, but that's not important. Your target audience will be enthralled by well-maintained cranio-facial appendages.


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Re: testimonials request

Postby Denne » Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:12 pm

I spilled some love potion on my cat. It was terrible.

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Re: testimonials request

Postby Thiyenn » Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:22 pm

Denne wrote:I spilled some love potion on my cat. It was terrible.


I now have a restraining order against your cat

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Re: testimonials request

Postby Shad » Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:15 pm

Rouba wrote:
Denne wrote:I spilled some love potion on my cat. It was terrible.


I now have a restraining order against your cat


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Re: testimonials request

Postby Thiyenn » Wed Sep 08, 2010 1:35 pm

Beware the Hump Cat

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Re: testimonials request

Postby Lansiron » Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:31 pm

Chrystenise wrote:Klaatu Veraata NictTois!


Nictois? Nice job. Now we have summoned Frenchdemons.

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Re: testimonials request

Postby Thiyenn » Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:02 pm

Lansiron wrote:
Chrystenise wrote:Klaatu Veraata NictTois!


Nictois? Nice job. Now we have summoned Frenchdemons.


We're boned.

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Re: testimonials request

Postby Jolstraer » Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:15 pm

le boned.
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But the streets of gold i've yet to find
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Tomorrow comes a day too soon"


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