Wildfire Riders

Banned the poster and eliminated the link to TEH HAXX0RZ but I'm leaving this thread up for the comic potential.

Klaatu Veraata NictTois!

Right then....

While I know nothing of love spells, I can perhaps offer a few gentle recommendations to those putting themselves on the market for the first time. DO play up the shapeliness of your facial tentacles. You may find that some women (or men, whichever you prefer) are put off by them, but that's not important. Your target audience will be enthralled by well-maintained cranio-facial appendages.

I FOLLOWED THIS ONE EASY STEP AND GOT A MAN IN JUST FIVE DAYS

I spilled some love potion on my cat. It was terrible.

Denne wrote:I spilled some love potion on my cat. It was terrible.

I now have a restraining order against your cat

Rouba wrote:

Denne wrote:I spilled some love potion on my cat. It was terrible.

I now have a restraining order against your cat

I need one of those. T_T

Beware the Hump Cat

Chrystenise wrote:Klaatu Veraata NictTois!

Nictois? Nice job. Now we have summoned Frenchdemons.

Lansiron wrote:

Chrystenise wrote:Klaatu Veraata NictTois!

Nictois? Nice job. Now we have summoned Frenchdemons.

We're boned.