Re: testimonials request
Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:40 pm
Banned the poster and eliminated the link to TEH HAXX0RZ but I'm leaving this thread up for the comic potential.
Because Profits are Never Obscene
While I know nothing of love spells, I can perhaps offer a few gentle recommendations to those putting themselves on the market for the first time. DO play up the shapeliness of your facial tentacles. You may find that some women (or men, whichever you prefer) are put off by them, but that's not important. Your target audience will be enthralled by well-maintained cranio-facial appendages.
Denne wrote:I spilled some love potion on my cat. It was terrible.
Rouba wrote:Denne wrote:I spilled some love potion on my cat. It was terrible.
I now have a restraining order against your cat
Chrystenise wrote:Klaatu Veraata NictTois!
Lansiron wrote:Chrystenise wrote:Klaatu Veraata NictTois!
Nictois? Nice job. Now we have summoned Frenchdemons.