@Illithias
Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:59 pm
So I had a dream this morning that I was in a time loop. I kept going back to alternate realities until the fabric of space and time began to unravel and all matter slowly shriveled inward on itself and disappeared.
At some point about halfway through all this, I reset to an alternate reality in which you showed up wearing my son's pink polo shirt, and when I blinked, you were wearing one of my shirts over top of it.
"I see you found my favorite shirt."
"Oh... is this yours?"
"Yes."
You gave me a look, then turned tail and fled and I never saw my shirt again.
Basically the moral of this story is I hope you enjoy my dream shirt you bastard
At some point about halfway through all this, I reset to an alternate reality in which you showed up wearing my son's pink polo shirt, and when I blinked, you were wearing one of my shirts over top of it.
"I see you found my favorite shirt."
"Oh... is this yours?"
"Yes."
You gave me a look, then turned tail and fled and I never saw my shirt again.
Basically the moral of this story is I hope you enjoy my dream shirt you bastard
