Hillary And Archaeology, An Abusive Relationship

[Yva]

"Why am I doing this?"

"Seriously, just one more dig site then I'm done."

"WTF do I need iron baby booties for?"

" . . . OOH A RARE. Wait, 100 fucking relic things?"

"I swear this is my last dig site. Aww shit. Another one popped up one zone away. I'll just do that one . . . "

"YOU'RE BLINKING GREEN BUT NO POP. YOU'RE FULL OF LIES."

"Seriously level 35 mob? I'M LEVEL 85. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WIN. Just give me your antiques and it's all -MOONFIRE- . . . over."

"I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT RELIC DOES BUT IT'S SO COOL I NEED ONE. EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE STATUES OF NIGHT ELF BOOBIES."

"Harrison Jones better put out after all this."

"WHAT THE CRAP. I can't even use cool gray loot on other characters for RP because apparently, fossilized cow boogers are bind on pickup."

"Oh sure. Ulth gets the raptor mount, I get troll toilet paper. NOT FAIR."

[Delion]

It is 3am. I have been doing the exact same thing. I need to sleepz. But... My next find might be a rare...

[Duugvilder]

I love Archaeology. It's the most fun one can have doing absolutely nothing. It's like smoking a big blunt and going on a scavenger hunt, except there's no weed but there is a fossilized raptor mount.