How Not To Write Your Backstory

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How Not To Write Your Backstory

Postby Fells » Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:00 am

The things I stumble across on SA, I swear...

http://www.freewebs.com/anailaighthezeb ... sstory.htm
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Re: How Not To Write Your Backstory

Postby Varenna » Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:51 am

*whimpers*
Personal isn't the same as important.

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Re: How Not To Write Your Backstory

Postby Shaila » Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:26 am

My tongue twisted back into my mouth and tried to choke me when I read the first sentence.

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Re: How Not To Write Your Backstory

Postby Elyle » Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:19 am

I am an angry person, you all know this.

That inspired me to such immense levels of rage that my car blew up outside. It was fucking incredible.
Because there is good and there is evil, and evil must be punished. Even in the face of Armageddon I shall not compromise in this.

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Re: How Not To Write Your Backstory

Postby Aelflaed » Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:22 am

... *blinkblink*
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Re: How Not To Write Your Backstory

Postby Beltar » Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:36 am

Aely, that backstory is quite possibly the only thing horrible enough to kill that mutant cyborg ent in your backyard.

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Re: How Not To Write Your Backstory

Postby Alonora » Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:16 am

Wut?? I am a Zebra Wolf Hybrid.
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Re: How Not To Write Your Backstory

Postby Thiyenn » Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:31 am

I thought I could handle this until I scanned the list of links at the top and my mouse highlighted the word "Kinks". Now my mouth is all dry and I don't think I ever want to have sex again.

... should I click it?

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Re: How Not To Write Your Backstory

Postby Tarq » Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:52 am

NO SERIOUSLY WHY
Now hang me by this golden noose
'Cause I never been nothin' but your golden goose
Silver tongue don't fail me now
And I'll make my way back to you somehow

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Re: How Not To Write Your Backstory

Postby Bellesta » Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:53 am

... did this come from Furcadia? It looks like it came from Furcadia.

There is nothing there but sin and yiff. And vore.


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