How Not To Write Your Backstory

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Safira
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So....umm.....did anyone else read any of the other things there? I only found something on "The Real Anailaigh" page. It frightened me more than the story did.
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Safira wrote:It frightened me more than the story did.


This.
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I am a very down to earth Zebra Wolf Hybrid aka a Zeolf (Zee-olf).
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Zeeolf sounds like Caile trying to greet Ceil in the middle of a drunken vomiting fit.
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The following information may not be for the faint of heart.
Cha, you weren't kidding, chick.
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*bleaches eyes*
That said, I used to know a lot of people, IRL, who thought like this. Who host parties for people like them.
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in charge of training their armata


For the uninitiated, this is a tomato/avocado hybrid, and it's (a mere) 1200 years old. Recipes including it are not for the faint of heart, so you may just want to go look at pictures of them or something.
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Denne wrote:
in charge of training their armata


For the uninitiated, this is a tomato/avocado hybrid, and it's (a mere) 1200 years old. Recipes including it are not for the faint of heart, so you may just want to go look at pictures of them or something.



Actually, according to my Google, this is an armata:

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Or a Brotia Armata, to be exact.

And the thought of training an army of these is awesome.
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New Tauren aquatic form imo.
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