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How Not To Write Your Backstory

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:00 am
by Fells
The things I stumble across on SA, I swear...

http://www.freewebs.com/anailaighthezeb ... sstory.htm

Re: How Not To Write Your Backstory

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:51 am
by Varenna
*whimpers*

Re: How Not To Write Your Backstory

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:26 am
by Shaila
My tongue twisted back into my mouth and tried to choke me when I read the first sentence.

Re: How Not To Write Your Backstory

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:19 am
by Elyle
I am an angry person, you all know this.

That inspired me to such immense levels of rage that my car blew up outside. It was fucking incredible.

Re: How Not To Write Your Backstory

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:22 am
by Aelflaed
... *blinkblink*

Re: How Not To Write Your Backstory

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:36 am
by Beltar
Aely, that backstory is quite possibly the only thing horrible enough to kill that mutant cyborg ent in your backyard.

Re: How Not To Write Your Backstory

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:16 am
by Alonora
Wut?? I am a Zebra Wolf Hybrid.

Re: How Not To Write Your Backstory

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:31 am
by Thiyenn
I thought I could handle this until I scanned the list of links at the top and my mouse highlighted the word "Kinks". Now my mouth is all dry and I don't think I ever want to have sex again.

... should I click it?

Re: How Not To Write Your Backstory

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:52 am
by Tarq
NO SERIOUSLY WHY

Re: How Not To Write Your Backstory

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:53 am
by Bellesta
... did this come from Furcadia? It looks like it came from Furcadia.

There is nothing there but sin and yiff. And vore.