Terrible ideas, done dirt cheap.

[Fells]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Night of the Living Dead and Law & Order. The story should use regicide as a plot device!

Oh hell yes

Edit:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dexter and the Magic School Bus. The story should use an orgy as a plot device!

/cry /cry /cry

[Ulthanon]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Oregon Trail and Max Payne. The story should use possession by Satan as a plot device!

I accept your challenge, sir.

[Aleros]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Kill Bill and the Diary of Anne Frank. The story should use anal sex as a plot device!

Anal sex as a plot device?

[Lansiron]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Kill Bill and the Diary of Anne Frank. The story should use anal sex as a plot device!

oh lawd

[Aleros]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining CSI and Azumanga Daioh. The story should use someone opening a gate to Hell as a plot device!

Oh god, the horrifying part is I can imagine this.

[Beltar]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining CSI and Azumanga Daioh. The story should use someone opening a gate to Hell as a plot device!

Oh god, the horrifying part is I can imagine this.

Set it in Miami. That way you can have David Caruso putting on his sunglasses and then getting eaten by a demon as Roger Daltrey screams "YEEEEEEAAAAAH!!"

[Kyraine]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Scientology and Captain America. The story should use drug abuse as a plot device!

Captain and Coke, IMO.