me: hullo sir
Anasurimbor: hey dude
what's the haps
me: as it happens, as soon as I said hey, my hot co-worker called me and told me to swing by her office for snacks.
sooooooo
I'm gonna go do that.
BUT YOU HAVE A SWELL AFTERNOON.
Anasurimbor: I just want you to know that that was probably the most "talking to Dan" gtalk conversation ever.
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I had pretty much JUST woke up and logged in-
"A little extra DPS never killed anyon... Oh wait."
"Still alive, I see. Clearly you're not trying hard enough."
"Still alive, I see. Clearly you're not trying hard enough."
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Fells discovered potions of illusion last night while drunk. Azeroth is doomed.
Fells discovered potions of illusion last night while drunk. Azeroth is doomed.
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"A little extra DPS never killed anyon... Oh wait."
"Still alive, I see. Clearly you're not trying hard enough."
"Still alive, I see. Clearly you're not trying hard enough."
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Ever wonder what we talk about when everyone's asleep?
Illithias: welp
Illithias: found the "let's play with shit" quest
Illithias: yay
Illithias: i guess
Illithias: good to know i pay 15$ a month for this
Financier: Which one?
Financier: Oh there you are, Kunlai
Financier: Goatpoop
Illithias: OH GOOD THAT MEANS THERE'S A CHOICE IN PLAYING WITH SHIT QUESTS
Financier: Nah the other option is making a laxative
Illithias: There is someone at Blizzard who writes these fucking things
Illithias: And at the end of it he's gotta sit back
Financier: We call him Poop Quest Steve
Illithias: Put his hands behind his head, and thinks
Illithias: "Man; you really nailed this expac's shit quest."
Illithias: What if there's a QA guy for this too?
Illithias: Someone's got to approve these things
Illithias: Someone's got to sign off on them
Ulthanon: You think it's spoken?
Ulthanon: Or just an unsaid thing, and everyone assumes it'll get handled
Illithias: Not only does some guy actually come up with the shit quest - he has to have a superior who reads his shit quest idea and then has to decide whether it's a GOOD ENOUGH shit quest to go in the game
Financier: I think this guy only has the one job
Financier: He doesn't do ANYTHING else
Financier: They have a round table and pass jobs to other people and then get to him
Financier: "Steve. You know what to do."
Illithias: "Yes; it's Steve's time to shine!"
Illithias: Although, you can't polish a turd so IDK
Financier: He nods. They nod back, knowing this xpac's poop quest will be handled with grace and expertise.
Ulthanon: that sounds like a comic strip to me
Ulthanon: "The Secret Adventures of Poop Quest Steve"
Illithias: The not-so-secret
Financier: Alternatively its a quest the writers make to take a break.
Financier: They get drunk and collaborate.
Financier: Poop Quest Friday.
Ulthanon: Maybe its like the midway mark
Financier: haha
Ulthanon: They know the poop quest is getting written tomorrow; they're halfway done with the xpack
Financier: "ALL RIGHT GUYS we wrote a GREAT poop quest, its crunch time!"
Illithias: Again; how do they rate that?
Illithias: Do they have shit quest QA?
Financier: They don't need it
Illithias: Or do they just trust Steve to deliver the goods?
Ulthanon: dude
Financier: Its all trust I'm sure
Ulthanon: its already shit
Ulthanon: they dont need a QA
Financier: He makes the quest and just does the QA himself for that quest alone for the rest of the development period
Illithias: welp
Illithias: found the "let's play with shit" quest
Illithias: yay
Illithias: i guess
Illithias: good to know i pay 15$ a month for this
Financier: Which one?
Financier: Oh there you are, Kunlai
Financier: Goatpoop
Illithias: OH GOOD THAT MEANS THERE'S A CHOICE IN PLAYING WITH SHIT QUESTS
Financier: Nah the other option is making a laxative
Illithias: There is someone at Blizzard who writes these fucking things
Illithias: And at the end of it he's gotta sit back
Financier: We call him Poop Quest Steve
Illithias: Put his hands behind his head, and thinks
Illithias: "Man; you really nailed this expac's shit quest."
Illithias: What if there's a QA guy for this too?
Illithias: Someone's got to approve these things
Illithias: Someone's got to sign off on them
Ulthanon: You think it's spoken?
Ulthanon: Or just an unsaid thing, and everyone assumes it'll get handled
Illithias: Not only does some guy actually come up with the shit quest - he has to have a superior who reads his shit quest idea and then has to decide whether it's a GOOD ENOUGH shit quest to go in the game
Financier: I think this guy only has the one job
Financier: He doesn't do ANYTHING else
Financier: They have a round table and pass jobs to other people and then get to him
Financier: "Steve. You know what to do."
Illithias: "Yes; it's Steve's time to shine!"
Illithias: Although, you can't polish a turd so IDK
Financier: He nods. They nod back, knowing this xpac's poop quest will be handled with grace and expertise.
Ulthanon: that sounds like a comic strip to me
Ulthanon: "The Secret Adventures of Poop Quest Steve"
Illithias: The not-so-secret
Financier: Alternatively its a quest the writers make to take a break.
Financier: They get drunk and collaborate.
Financier: Poop Quest Friday.
Ulthanon: Maybe its like the midway mark
Financier: haha
Ulthanon: They know the poop quest is getting written tomorrow; they're halfway done with the xpack
Financier: "ALL RIGHT GUYS we wrote a GREAT poop quest, its crunch time!"
Illithias: Again; how do they rate that?
Illithias: Do they have shit quest QA?
Financier: They don't need it
Illithias: Or do they just trust Steve to deliver the goods?
Ulthanon: dude
Financier: Its all trust I'm sure
Ulthanon: its already shit
Ulthanon: they dont need a QA
Financier: He makes the quest and just does the QA himself for that quest alone for the rest of the development period
I am become Illithias, Destroyer of Worlds.
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"A little extra DPS never killed anyon... Oh wait."
"Still alive, I see. Clearly you're not trying hard enough."
"Still alive, I see. Clearly you're not trying hard enough."
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I was supposed to put this here a while ago, apparently I'm the worst or something.
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