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[Loreli]

[Fells]

Lane: YES!
I WANT A DONG WIZARD ROBE!
Hil: XD
Evies: XD
Lane: They're like little stars!
Only they're tiny little wizard dongs!
With big pube explosions like fireworks!
Hil: he is jumping up and down in his ridiculous squeaky desk chair with excitement.
Evies: XD
ahahaha
me: XD
Lane: OH!
What color...
Either the robe itself has to be...
No, it'd be hard to see.
Like a purple robe.
me: I love how much thought is going into this.
Hil: I kind of like the idea of fancy-ass gold thread.
Lane: But the little dongs would be flesh colored!
And the HAT!
Hil: dkgjndzg that's horrible
oh jesus
Lane: Oh, the hat would be amaaaaaaazing.
Just a big folded over dong.
Evies: Foreskin hat
Lane: YES!
Where the wrinkles sort of fall into place to look like the Harry Potter sorting hat!
Hil: YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE RIGHT NOW FOREVER THANK YOU
Lane: Big angry foreskin hat that occasionally grumbles at you!
And I would be called...
The Arch Dong.
Hil: I hate all of this now. Lane is so very, very happy.
me: Good. Lord.

[Zve]

In my defense, it's a great idea.

[Loreli]

Lore: Why is Facebook suggesting I follow all these apparently porn accounts? ... In Spanish.
Bricu: Because everyone knows night elves are Latina.
Lore: That's racist.
Bricu: Notice how you didn't say it's not true.

[Shad]

Delion: People keep liking Del's post to Haemon.
Also you can't spell Haemon without emo

[Illithias]

Loreli: And now my mind is blanking XD
Illi: illi punches all the things. some small things sing the illi punching things song (that might only be in illi's head). everyone is happy with illi
Loreli: Ahahahahahaha
Illi: everyone tells illi how good she is at punching things
Loreli: Garrus takes Illi away in the Normandy
Illi: YES
Sent at 1:52 PM on Thursday

[Illithias]

[Tarq]

and then I did it again 30 seconds later

[Shaurria]

Not a quote, but I didn't know where else to put it. Shad seems to have broken Fells' bike.

[Tarq]

OH MY GOD SHE'S ROAD-HAULING HIM TO HIS DEATH