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Welcome Back, Quotebook - Now w/Sticky

Postby Chrystenise » Sun Jun 06, 2010 3:54 am

Yes, it's back. And here is a good start!


me: 'hey, got this number, blah blah, go out for drinks or something?'
and like Keri said, having someone with his skillset as a friend is such a good idea
esp since i seem pretty accident pron -_-
prone...

Anasurimbor: ...
ACCIDENTAL PRON
the best kind

me: "There's a naked ass on the sidewalk, hope my pants don't fall around my ankles and make me fall i--oops!

Anasurimbor: OH NOOOOO

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Postby Illithias » Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:46 pm

(I felt this needed to be reproduced for those not online when I had my genius)

Hello ladies.

Look at your tank, now back to me, now back at your tank, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped using a tanking build and switched to DPS spec, he could top the meters like he’s me.

Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on the Lootship with the DPSer your tank could top meters like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with raid spots to that raid you love. Look again, the raid spots are now legendaries.

Anything is possible when your tank DPSes like me and not a tank.

I’m on a horse.
I am become Illithias, Destroyer of Worlds.

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Postby Tarq » Sun Jun 13, 2010 12:09 am

tifski: Oh, that reminds me.
Did you hear about that wargames thing that's being worked on?

Anasurimbor: no

tifski: http://blue.mmo-champion.com/t/25170782 ... rated-bgs/
Second post down.

Anasurimbor: iiiiiiiiiiiinteresting
man
that makes me want to PVP

tifski: I just had this wonderful mental picture.

tifski: Of Tarq and Bricu having all the riders get in a line in full combat gear, and then they stand there and pick teams like it's a game of baseball or something.

Anasurimbor: XD
they finish picking
and fells is still standing there
"Welp, she's all yirs, Bric."
"Bollocks, yeh take her."
"Na, mate, I /insist/. Yeh need t'edge. Anly gentlemanly."
"I'M STANDIN' RIGHT HERE!"

tifski: "One of you idjits decide a'fore I start snappin'."
Man, if Fells was last, that would imply that someone took Laz.

Anasurimbor: hahahaha
well of course
tarq would take him just to put him out in front
they wouldn't be able to resist shooting at him
"Laz, yir the keypoint ay the whole strategy, likes."
"I need yeh ta stand oan this hill an' tell Bricu what yeh think ay him."
"It'll goad him inta makin' tactical mistakes."

tifski: Tarq has this simple little map.
With Laz on a hill and everyone else behind a big rock.

Anasurimbor: /cut to Ulthanon peering through a scope
"Oh man, Winter's Veil came early."
...yeah i think this needs to happen

tifski: "Hey Laz, Welcome to Earf."
Bang
Now hang me by this golden noose
'Cause I never been nothin' but your golden goose
Silver tongue don't fail me now
And I'll make my way back to you somehow

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Postby Lansiron » Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:05 am

Illithias wrote:Hello ladies.

Look at your tank, now back to me, now back at your tank, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped using a tanking build and switched to DPS spec, he could top the meters like he’s me.

Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on the Lootship with the DPSer your tank could top meters like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with raid spots to that raid you love. Look again, the raid spots are now legendaries.

Anything is possible when your tank DPSes like me and not a tank.

I’m on a horse.


What the hell was the context of this? The best LFG message ever?

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Postby Laurus » Mon Jun 14, 2010 11:07 pm

Well...all that does rely on the large assumption that Laur would want to be on any team at all.

Other than Team Laurus, that is.
"Power, it isn't something you put on or take off like a jacket. It's something you just ARE." -Xykon

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Postby Illithias » Mon Jun 21, 2010 8:33 pm

(scheming and plotting had taken place...)

tifski: Also Pyrite and Mad Science.
Illi: These are all good things
Although, technically, it's more mad engineering, rather than mad science
Total lack of mad hypothesis and mad control groups
tifski: I hate you a little bit.
Illi: Do you submit to mad peer review?
tifski: Hate.
I am become Illithias, Destroyer of Worlds.

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Postby Fallah » Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:16 pm

So Takani and I were goofing around after some quality RP and I came up with the following theme songs for him:

Laser-Tak, Laser-Tak! Does whatever a laser does! (to the tune of Spiderman)

Boomchicken Tak (to the tune of Particle Man)

Boomchicken Tak, Boomchicken Tak
Doing the things a boomchicken can
What's he like? It's not important
Boomchicken Tak

Is it a DOT? Or maybe just wrath?
When he's DPS does he get pwned? Or does the boss get pwned instead?
Nobody knows, Boomchicken Tak

He's got a form with a fuzzybutt
beak and claws, and moonfire spam
When they meet, it's laser time
powerful man, Boomchicken Tak

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Postby Kestil » Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:10 am

Fallah wrote:So Takani and I were goofing around after some quality RP and I came up with the following theme songs for him:

Laser-Tak, Laser-Tak! Does whatever a laser does! (to the tune of Spiderman)

Boomchicken Tak (to the tune of Particle Man)

etc.


So much win.
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Postby Illithias » Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:40 pm

Tarq: I'll be honest
Tarq: Illi's not in the top 5 craziest people who drink at the P&W
Tarq: She's an honourable mention though
Illi: Yeah, she's not, like, Juntu crazy
Illi: She's part crazy, part immaturity and part fucked-up kid issues
Illi: She's a cocktail of crazy, not a tequila shot of crazy
I am become Illithias, Destroyer of Worlds.

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Postby Illithias » Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:27 am

Illi: I know - I've got it. I can solve this whole RealID fiasco
Illi: I'll just change my IRL name to my character's name by deed poll
Luke: Makes sense
Illi: WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
Luke: depends when I make a website that links Illithias to netregistry
Illi: Ah hah hah hah hah hah
I am become Illithias, Destroyer of Worlds.


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