Bricu and Threnn discussing a new puppy.
Threnn: Hmm.
And how big will he get?
Bricu: Not that big. Maybe as big as a pony.
Threnn : Pony-sized is "not that big?"
Bricu: Not if yeh had a mammoth previously.
Threnn: What if you thought a mammoth was also too bloody big?
By several factors?
Bricu: Then this pup would seem positively perfect.
Bricu says with utmost sincerity.
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*Inspired by Bricu's post*
Kinda old, but..... Pitch took Shaurria out to meet the DEHTA druids one day. Shaur was a little.. confused.. about some of the things they said-
Shaur: What's 'humane treatment of animals'?
Pitch: It means not hurting them.
Shaur: ... so we're not supposed to hunt them?
Pitch: Nah, hunting's fine. Just kill them quickly.
Shaur: ... Okay!
Shaur: Why did we kill the guy on the rhino?
Pitch: Uh, because you aren't supposed to ride rhinos?
Shaur: .... I don't think we should tell them about Ursoc and Finn then.
Shaur: Okay, so it's wrong to cut parts off of animals?
Pitch: Apparently yes.
Shaur: ... then why do they want me to bring them ears?
Pitch: .....
Kinda old, but..... Pitch took Shaurria out to meet the DEHTA druids one day. Shaur was a little.. confused.. about some of the things they said-
Shaur: What's 'humane treatment of animals'?
Pitch: It means not hurting them.
Shaur: ... so we're not supposed to hunt them?
Pitch: Nah, hunting's fine. Just kill them quickly.
Shaur: ... Okay!
Shaur: Why did we kill the guy on the rhino?
Pitch: Uh, because you aren't supposed to ride rhinos?
Shaur: .... I don't think we should tell them about Ursoc and Finn then.
Shaur: Okay, so it's wrong to cut parts off of animals?
Pitch: Apparently yes.
Shaur: ... then why do they want me to bring them ears?
Pitch: .....
Will you carry me down the aisle that final day
With your tears and cold hands shaking from the weight
When you lower me down beneath that sky of gray
Let the rain fall down and wash away your pain
With your tears and cold hands shaking from the weight
When you lower me down beneath that sky of gray
Let the rain fall down and wash away your pain
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One of Chris' main irritations is when people don't use the word 'scribe', which led to something like this in Trade earlier today (paraphrasing)
Chris: Inscriptionationatorister.
Trade person1: Its scribe.
Chris: Nah, that doesn't sound right.
Trade person2: Inscriptionator.
Trade person3: Arnold Inscriptionator.
Trade person4: "Come with me if you want to glyph."
Chris: Inscriptionationatorister.
Trade person1: Its scribe.
Chris: Nah, that doesn't sound right.
Trade person2: Inscriptionator.
Trade person3: Arnold Inscriptionator.
Trade person4: "Come with me if you want to glyph."
<Fells> I SEE YOU DELIPON
<Fells> YOU'RE A KLITTY
<Fells> YOU'RE A KLITTY
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A facebook conversation with my friend Matt, regarding episode 3 of The Walking Dead.
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Dan: dude
walking dead
he cut off his own hand
Matt: lol i was writing on your status
Dan: how are there only 3 more episodes
thats so beat
Matt: sounds lazy if you ask me
Dan: "we ran out of zombies"
or
"we ran out of survivors".
"...zombies for sale."
Matt: i see a spin-off!!!
Dan: TWO AND A HALF ZOMBIES
Matt: (said with gay enthusiasm)
maybe they'll have an entire episode following zombies around
may be painfully boring but it will shine light on the plight of the zombie
Dan: Sally Struthers taking a knee next to a zombie
"For eight cents a day you can sponsor your very own abomination of nature."
Matt: "Zombie-Aide" telethon with Maroon 5 and Wyclef Jean
Dan: but you know what happens
Just eight cents a day!
Can't you spare that?!
Just a little... change?
Chaaaaaaange...
Matt: lol
eww, homeless zombies would be the worse
sooo fucking needy
Dan: zombie class division
"this is MY chewed out horse carcass, fucker!"
the zombie turns to his wife
"honestly, some people!"
Matt: i bet by season two they will have zombie elections
Dan: "you promised us more people to eat, zombie-bama!"
Matt: and a Zombie Tea Party that wants things to be like season one
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Dan: dude
walking dead
he cut off his own hand
Matt: lol i was writing on your status
Dan: how are there only 3 more episodes
thats so beat
Matt: sounds lazy if you ask me
Dan: "we ran out of zombies"
or
"we ran out of survivors".
"...zombies for sale."
Matt: i see a spin-off!!!
Dan: TWO AND A HALF ZOMBIES
Matt: (said with gay enthusiasm)
maybe they'll have an entire episode following zombies around
may be painfully boring but it will shine light on the plight of the zombie
Dan: Sally Struthers taking a knee next to a zombie
"For eight cents a day you can sponsor your very own abomination of nature."
Matt: "Zombie-Aide" telethon with Maroon 5 and Wyclef Jean
Dan: but you know what happens
Just eight cents a day!
Can't you spare that?!
Just a little... change?
Chaaaaaaange...
Matt: lol
eww, homeless zombies would be the worse
sooo fucking needy
Dan: zombie class division
"this is MY chewed out horse carcass, fucker!"
the zombie turns to his wife
"honestly, some people!"
Matt: i bet by season two they will have zombie elections
Dan: "you promised us more people to eat, zombie-bama!"
Matt: and a Zombie Tea Party that wants things to be like season one
[Fells] says: I LOBE DACNIEBG kiTTLES
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Illi: I'm going to petition Blizz to see if they'll allow me to turn Quest Rewards off, as my character does them not for reward, but for the sole joy of killing.
Eri: Haha
Illi: "We need you to kill 12 orcs. In exchange, we'll give-" "DONE!"
Eri: Accurate!
Eri: Haha
Illi: "We need you to kill 12 orcs. In exchange, we'll give-" "DONE!"
Eri: Accurate!
I am become Illithias, Destroyer of Worlds.
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[Delion]: TIRION FORDRING YOU DICK
[Delion]: Del RPly visited you when you were a hermit!
[Delion]: And did all that crap!
[Laurena]: Is he being an asshole again
[Delion]: And did shit for you in Northrend!
[Delion]: AND NOW YOU ARE BEING CONDESCENDING, SIR.
[Laurena]: Stupid Tirion
[Delion]: "I know you are young, and still training, but I've had my eye on you"
[Illithias]: Well, you know Del - emminently forgettable face
[Laurena]: GO BUILD ANOTHER STATUE OF YOURSELF TIRION.
[Delion]: Lrn2 read player levels dumbass
[Delion]: ALSO DELION IS THREE THOUSAND
[Illithias]: [Tirion]: Well, what was I supposed to think? You're questing in a lowbie zone. And all you fucking bouncers look the same to me, there, I said it.
[Laurena]: Oh shiiiit
[Delion]: Whatev, Del still has his youth at three thousand. I see a paunch appearing on you, Fordring.
[Delion]: And at least Del's hair began white, mr. gray gramps.
[Illithias]: This just in: Tirion actually crazy old racist.
[Delion]: I'd believe it
[Illithias]: Spends rest of life on porch in Hearthglen, complaining about shiftless elves stealing all the jobs.
[Delion]: He just flips one day and punches a gnome.
[Delion]: Del RPly visited you when you were a hermit!
[Delion]: And did all that crap!
[Laurena]: Is he being an asshole again
[Delion]: And did shit for you in Northrend!
[Delion]: AND NOW YOU ARE BEING CONDESCENDING, SIR.
[Laurena]: Stupid Tirion
[Delion]: "I know you are young, and still training, but I've had my eye on you"
[Illithias]: Well, you know Del - emminently forgettable face
[Laurena]: GO BUILD ANOTHER STATUE OF YOURSELF TIRION.
[Delion]: Lrn2 read player levels dumbass
[Delion]: ALSO DELION IS THREE THOUSAND
[Illithias]: [Tirion]: Well, what was I supposed to think? You're questing in a lowbie zone. And all you fucking bouncers look the same to me, there, I said it.
[Laurena]: Oh shiiiit
[Delion]: Whatev, Del still has his youth at three thousand. I see a paunch appearing on you, Fordring.
[Delion]: And at least Del's hair began white, mr. gray gramps.
[Illithias]: This just in: Tirion actually crazy old racist.
[Delion]: I'd believe it
[Illithias]: Spends rest of life on porch in Hearthglen, complaining about shiftless elves stealing all the jobs.
[Delion]: He just flips one day and punches a gnome.
I am become Illithias, Destroyer of Worlds.
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[Illithias]: Fuck it must suck being an NPC
[Illithias]: You're just minding your own business, as you've been doing solidly since you spawned 30 minutes ago, and then some random elf aggros, runs up to you, and totals you in three globals
[Illithias]: Fuck Blizz, nerf PCs
[Illithias]: You're just minding your own business, as you've been doing solidly since you spawned 30 minutes ago, and then some random elf aggros, runs up to you, and totals you in three globals
[Illithias]: Fuck Blizz, nerf PCs
I am become Illithias, Destroyer of Worlds.
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