by Yva on Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:38 pm
The apartment Jak and Yva leased was on the top tier of the Ledgermain Lodge. Standard rooms were rented on the first and second floor, but more permanent amenities were available on the third and fourth, and Yva'd wasted little time guaranteeing residence for the year. She'd put her money down twelve months in advance and signed on the line, undaunted by the obscene amount of gold they were charging.
Being everyone's hired ne'er-do-well may have corroded her soul, but at least it paid well, and she considered this money well spent.
The Ledgermain Suites were some of Dalaran's premier real estate. They were wonderfully spacious: private bathrooms equipped with a tub big enough to drown a bear, a seating area complete with a fireplace and loaded bookshelves, an enormous bed canopied with fine dwarven lace, a side office with a large cherry desk. The décor was Stormwind Elegance meets Darnassian Posh with its thick hand knotted carpets, near ancient wall tapestries, and velvet smothered chairs. And though all of it was beautiful, it wasn't those amenities that had made Yva insist upon staying there.
It was the terrace.
She'd been fortunate enough to get the sole private terrace in the whole building. The other apartments had terraces, of course, but theirs faced east to catch the sunrise. Not room four twelve, though. It faced west and got a prime view of sunset, and she loved sitting on her wrought iron chair, a book in hand, watching the horizon go from a cornflower blue to gold and then to black as the stars wreaked havoc on the skies.
And that is how she was on this evening, like so many others. She sipped her tea and toasted the moonrise, humming contentedly as she contemplated her next murder.
“Darrin Kotter,” she said, rolling the r's in Darrin. “Darrrrrrrin.”
*****
Booty Bay was lovely at night.
Yva stepped off the boat, basking in the warmth on the air. The cold of Northrend didn't really bother her, but that didn't mean she couldn't appreciate tropic heat after a month of blizzard infested hell. She'd left the cloaks, the demons, and the ice laden fingers at home for this. Mister Kotter, it seemed, was a renowned ladies man, and instead of arming herself with the usual tricks of her trade, she'd opted for simpler tools.
A sundress, a floppy hat, and strappy sandals .
The dress was blue and white, covered in flowers, and flitted around her knees when she walked. She found a smile in the simple sound of her shoes clicking on the pier. Perhaps it said something about her lifestyle that this scene seemed so bloody novel to her - perhaps she needed to do this when work wasn't on the agenda, to remind herself that she might be extraordinary in a lot of ways, but the ordinary pleasures had their own magic.
Philosophy before murder is a horrible way to get things done.
Her smile wavered a bit, but she pushed through the doors of Buried Treasures anyway, making a beeline for the bar. It was an upscale place, catering more to tourists and the monied gambler than the seadog looking for a pinch and a grab. According to Bittertongue's notes, this was Kotter's preferred watering hole.
“What can I get for you, Lovely?” The barkeep said, watching Yva deposit her purse on the mahogany stool beside her. He wore a bow tie and jaunty suspenders, with a curled mustache that matched his smile.
“Gin and tonic, please.” She pulled the hat off of her head, running her fingers through her black hair to keep it away from her face. She scanned the room. There were well dressed people from all over, here: sin'dorei in scanty silken clothes, humans in tailored suits, even goblins in glittering finery. A band played in the corner, keeping the songs light and festive. The card tables were filled, with men and women of all races working as dealers. They wore red suits with name tags to distinguish them from everyone else.
The barkeep put a coaster on the bar and then placed her drink.
“Can I ask you something,” she said, watching him run a towel over a shot glass.
“Of course you can.”
“I'm looking for someone. Maybe you know him? Darrin Kotter?”
“Oh! Mister Kotter.” He peered at her for a minute, then nodded approvingly. “He's at the back right table. The man in the brown suit.”
“Thanks . . . “
“Earl. Name's Earl.”
“Thanks then, Earl.”
She grabbed her belongings and swayed around the tables. Darrin wasn't hard to find. He was tall and thin, with chocolate colored hair and matching eyes. It blended with his suit coat beautifully. His cheekbones were high, his nose was long and aquiline, reminding her of a well bred Stormwind noble. There was a grace to the way he handled himself, his cards, his brandy snifter. Everything seemed fluid, one motion rolling into the next.
Bittertongue didn't mention he was so bloody handsome.
There was a small crowd around his table, either because the stakes were that high, or because . . . well, he was pretty. Very pretty. It seemed to be a predominantly female gaggle. Yva separated herself from them, moving towards the wall so she could lean, her drink hiding her mouth.
“Sheila, lass? I think I need ye to tap my card. For luck, ye know.” He winked at the blond beside him, and she leaned over, cramming her ample bust in his face as she graced his card with her lacquered fingernail.
“Anything else I can do for you?” Her smile was supposed to be inviting, but Yva thought the flash of white teeth was shark-like, almost inhuman. She instantly disliked her.
“Pull your bloody dress up,” Yva murmured.
The woman turned towards her, skimming her from head to toe. The blazing smile dimmed somewhat. Either she'd heard her comment, or she sensed competition, because a cold glean flashed in her gray eyes.
“I'm sorry?”
“No, you're not.”
Yva looked past her, at Kotter. He was staring at her, taking her measure too, but this was different, less hostile. His blossoming smile could have melted butter. Yva wondered how a man so beautiful could be so bloody evil.
This Bloke Darrin Kotter's a smuggler. He works fer a shitebird o'a gobbo o'course, but it ain't the smugglin' that's the problem. A few o'us smugglers did fine, decent work - it's the fucker's goods. These Skullsplitter got odd habits, old habits, an' they don't give two tugs o'a dead dogs cock o'er the condition their meat comes. Yeh savvy? Beggers, the elderly, the touched, stray kids . . . these poor sods don't stand a fuckin' chance. See lass, Darrin' gets paid by the fuckin' pound, just like a fuckin' cattle driver.
“Mister Kotter?”
“Mmmm?”
“When you have a moment, I have some business I'd like to discuss with you.”
“Really now. I think I'm a lucky man.”
The men to the left and right of him tipped their glasses, snickering, but Yva ignored them, keeping her focus on her quarry. “I think you might be very, very lucky if you play those cards right.” She smiled then, keeping it flirtatious, and turned around, feeling at least four sets of female eyes burning through the back of her dress. She sidled up to the bar with her drink, draining the last of it and ordering another.
Earl slid her the gin, leaning across the counter with a conspirator’s whisper. “Incoming Sheila, Lovely. Careful. She's a bit of a beast.”
She said nothing but gave a small nod.
The blond – Sheila - picked Yva's purse up and shoved it at her before sitting on the stool beside her. “Look, I have no idea who you are . . . “
“You don't want to know.”
“Right, I hear that a lot. I'm not impressed. You don't just march in here and . . . “
“And what?” Yva placed her glass down with a sideways glare. “He dropped you for a business deal. I'd find something better to do tonight, and maybe tomorrow if he's that willing to walk away every time.”
Especially since he'll be dead tomorrow.
The thought was so wicked that she couldn't stop the smile.
“You think this is funny?”
“Yes, actually.” A brown blur appeared in her peripheral vision, and her grin grew. Instead of saying anything else, she winked at Sheila and waited for the inevitable fireworks.
“Listen here, you tramp, you don't want to mess with me.“
“Excuse me?” This from Darrin, over Sheila's shoulder. He wore a somber expression, so genuine, so upset that Yva would have to suffer this crass woman's onslaught. Yva visibly shriveled, just wilted before him like a small, delicate flower who'd been trampled by Sheila's black, spiky heel.
Hook.
Line.
Sinker.
He extended his arm. “Please, lass. Why don't we go to the meeting room in the back? We can discuss your business without any further rudeness.”
“I think I'd like that very much.”
Sheila snorted. “Oh you've got to be kidding me. Dar, please. I just . . . “
“I don’t think we have anything to discuss right now, Sheila.”
As soon as she slid her arm into his, he turned his back on the blond, dismissing her completely. From behind them, there was sputtering, a bit of swearing, and a shrill shriek followed by splintering glass, but Yva didn't turn around.
Because if she had, she'd have killed her on the spot.
*****
He closed the folding doors behind them.
“Are ye all right?” He crossed the room, standing so close he was completely violating personal space and propriety. She didn't move, though, even if her gut telegraphed ‘danger’. His hands went to her shoulders and squeezed encouragingly. “By the Light, you're freezing.”
“Yes, I'm chilly, but I'm fine, thank you. She was just being difficult.”
“Ah, yes. Sheila's, well, she's fond of me. Too fond, it seems, and she's embarrassed us both. I'm sorry.”
“Don't. It's understandable, Mister Kotter.”
He began to rub her upper arms, as if to warm her. The friction helped, and soon she almost felt human. “Well, hopefully ye’ll grow fond of me too. What was your name?”
“Mirandella. Mira DuPris.” The lie slid off her tongue and it tasted bitter. She immediately regretted the alibi, but it was too late to take it back. She'd used the poor girl's name, and now she was stuck with it until the facade was over.
I want to kill him now, but I can't. Too many people saw . . . too many people saw. Damn it. This is too obvious, too public. Think, Darrows. THINK.
“Well, Mira, most of my business associates aren't quite so beautiful. I'm happy to help ye any way I can. What brings ye to Booty Bay?”
Her eyes flicked nervously. “I . . . really would prefer not to say here.”
“Oh?” He tilted his head to the side, a mask of concern settling on his features. “Are ye in danger?”
“No, I don't think so. Not yet.” She moved close, leaning on tiptoe to whisper into his ear. “A mutual friend sent me, and it needs to be private, more private than this. Please.”
The fingers on her arms grew tighter. She moved back, and he was looking much like a man about to kiss a woman. His eyes were heavy lidded, his tongue slicked over his lower lip as he smiled.
No. No, no, no. I'll shove ice down your throat until you choke.
“We should go then.”
She nodded, taking it as her opportunity to step back, far back, to break the contact. She replaced the hat on her head and slung her purse over her shoulder, keeping her eyes downcast. She didn't trust him not to take any friendly overtures as an invitation to manhandle her. They walked from the back room, his hand on her shoulder, and Yva stopped to pay her bar tab, but Darrin shook his head, sliding his money out before she could stop him.
“On me, both of 'em.”
Sheila was on the end barstool, and seeing them making for the door, she simmered like an over-boiling teakettle. One of the other women from the poker table put her hand on her forearm. Yva stepped outside before another scene erupted, feeling better with fresh air in her lungs. Her mind raced. An entire room of people had seen her leave with him, they saw her face. She wasn't exactly forgettable.
How to do this? Of course. The blond. It's perfect.
She almost laughed aloud at the cleverness of the thing, but managed to refrain when Darrin looped an arm around her waist. They walked silently through town, passing hand holding couples, goblins with flower carts, and the occasional drunk sailor staggering to an alleyway.
No words were exchanged though his hand spilled to the small of her back and he rubbed small circles across it - another intimacy he hadn't earned.
He's touching you and he doesn't have the right. You should . . . ice and fire and wind, the rush of the river, the larks that sing.
They climbed the stairs of his inn, and she began to hum the song that sounded so sweet, but meant such dark things. It was death's precursor, the charming appetizer to the poisonous meal.
“I've heard that song before. A southern bard used to sing it here some time ago. It's very pretty.”
He wrote it for me. It's my song. I killed him, too, lucky boy, lucky boy.
“It's one of my favorites,” she rasped, watching him pull the key from his trousers. He slid it into the door and stepped aside, allowing her in. She took her hat off and placed it on the couch, trying to relax as the locks clicked into place behind them.
“So my business,” she said, hoping to cut him off before he took any more liberties. She had to do this fast, she had to keep this quiet. She had to find Sheila before the night was through.
He removed his jacket, carefully folding it across the back of a chair. “Whatever I can do for ye, of course.”
“It seems." Her words died. Steeling herself, she went to him, planting herself within arm's reach. His hands immediately returned to her arms, and once again those chocolate brown eyes peered into her face as if searching her soul for some lost secret.
How many women fell for this?
“Aye?”
“I . . . “ Her palm grew cold, and she pointed her fingers at the floor as the icicles formed, extending like clear talons. A cord of ice wrapped around her wrist. “You make me forget myself, Mister Kotter.”
“Do I now? I don't think that's a bad thing, Mira.”
“I don't either. You're beautiful, you know.”
There was that long moment that a man and a woman shared before their worlds collided. Their eyes locked, their bodies moved close, and as he dipped his head forward, she placed her left hand on the back of his neck as her right trailed up his side. A hair's breadth separated their lips when the claws shredded his side, pressing through the skin to puncture his kidney. He gasped and opened his mouth to scream, but her spell was fast, and ice flooded over his tongue, moving down his throat and up his nose. It spilled through his esophagus and into his lungs.
There would be no screams for him. Only blood.
She waited for him to collapse. Her fingers stole to his neck, his pulse, and there was nothing. He was gone. It was done and over with far too quickly. There was no art to it; there was no flash or flair, only the muted thud of a corpse striking floor. The sole indication of her deeds was the unsightly stain on her new dress. She grabbed his brown jacket, shouldering into it to hide the evidence. The sleeves hung past her hands, making her look ridiculous, but at least it hid the residual ice riddling her fingers.
His room key was procured, the door was relocked, and she was on her way back to Buried Treasure. Across the street, she pulled a soulshard from her purse and shattered it, blowing the dust into the soft bay breeze. Cattania emerged from the shadows a moment later. A dulcet purr rumbled in her throat.
“Misssstresssss.”
“There's a woman, a blond with a green dress and gray eyes in that building. I need her,” Yva said. The succubus nodded, fading from sight as she wrapped her invisibility around her like a mantle. She didn't need to be seen to carry out her assignment. It was better, in fact, if she wasn't.
Ten minutes later, an enchanted Sheila walked out of the bar, following her stealthy captor like a domesticated animal. Yva sat on the docks, filing her nails as Cattania presented her prize.
“You’ll take her to the room. Once there, wait for my instructions. Take this.” Yva attached a buzzbox to the Sheila’s skirt. “Don’t fail me.”
“I won’t, Misstressss.”
To Cattania's credit, she kept the woman under control the entire trip back, even managing to compel her to nod at the innkeeper and walk up the stairs without a fuss. Yva stayed away from the scene of her crime, allowing her sneaky, sneaky demon to do her dirty work.
“We’re here," Cattania said over the box. "Your kill is so lovely, Lady.”
“Shut up,” Yva snapped. “Keep her controlled, keep her tame. Find something sharp - a knife.”
Through the open buzzbox line, she could hear rummaging around. She could hear the clap of cabinets being opened, of drawers being shoved closed.
“Yes, I have it.”
“Use it, her wrists, her gut.“ Yva sighed, frowning with the utter disappointment of this entire assignment. “Make it look self inflicted. Near his body, though.”
There was another shiver-inspiring purr from the demoness. “With pleassssure.”
In those few minutes, waiting for her nether spawned minion to finish what she’d started, Yva stared at the water, at her reflection glimmering on the wave tops.
For the first time in a long time, she wasn’t sure she liked what she saw.
*****
It was just before midnight when she found their room.
Jak was reading by the fire, his feet propped on an ottoman. She’d dismissed her demon, knowing he didn’t like the humanoids. The felhound was the only one he could remotely stomach, and that was because Flaadhun was more dog than not, or at least put on a good show of pretending he was.
“Hello.”
He eyed the enormous brown coat hanging past her knees. “Is this a new look?”
She didn’t say anything, just tossed her purse and hat aside. The jacket followed, revealing the blood stained sun dress. He quirked a brow as she pulled it over her head. Standing around in her slip and sandals, she threw the wadded dress into the fire, ignoring the smoky emanations as it burned.
“A tub,” she murmured, kicking her shoes off and heading for the bathroom. Her fingers hovered above the thick porcelain, and there was suddenly ice filling it three quarters of the way. A flamestrick, a bit of hellfire, and the ice melted away. She kept her magic up until steam danced along the water top.
She was testing the temperature with her fingertip when Jak’s voice found her.
“Dear?”
“Mmm?”
“Why’s there a human hand in our bedroom? I saw the box and thought it might be dinner. I was wrong.”
Oh bloody hell. Hobart.
“Oh. That.”
“Yes, that.”
“That’s one of those jobs I was telling you about. I needed proof of demise, which I . . . damn it.” She sighed, raking her fingers through her hair. “Which I didn’t get tonight. I am an idiot sometimes.”
He appeared in the doorway, his arms folded across his bare chest. He smiled at her, and she tried to smile back, but it felt hollow. It must have looked that way, too, because his next question was “Are you all right?”
Am I ever?
“No, I don’t think I am. Tonight’s job made me feel . . . I don't know. Unclean, maybe.”
He crooked a finger at her, and she walked into his open arms, laying her face against his warm chest. He kissed the top of her head, and she closed her eyes.
It’ll be fine. It has to be fine. The man is dead, with or without your token. You did your part, let it sort itself out, now.
*****
A CRIME OF PASSION, BOOTY BAY
As reported by Dorrinda Buzzlequirk
Jealousy is the motive of the day according to Stranglethorn officials who found businessman Darrin Kotter and cocktail waitress Sheila Rivers dead in their shared hotel room. Eye witnesses report seeing an enraged Miss Rivers following after Mister Kotter at just around ten o’clock. Mister Kotter had been in the company of another woman at the time.
“She was wild,” Earl Temple, senior bartender at Buried Treasure reports. “She saw another gal sniffing around her man and just lost it. I knew she was a loose cannon, but I never could have seen this. She loved that man. Too much, I guess. It’s a tragedy, really.”
At least a dozen people have stepped forward to collaborate on the story.
“It appears Miss Rivers stabbed Mister Kotter before taking her own life,” Lieutenant Emitt Blackbeard said during an official press release. “We have the murder weapon in hand. At this juncture, we are concerned about the safety of the mystery woman that had been at Mister Kotter’s side before the attacks. Any information on her identity can be reported to myself or Buzz Gobsfrock at Rebel Camp. We thank the community for any and all cooperation.”
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Yva on Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:24 am, edited 1 time in total.
Maybe our relationship isn't as crazy as it seems,
Maybe that's what happens when a tornado meets a volcano.