Random WTF chatlog is random.

[Yva]

Lols. This is a gem.

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5/18 19:41:43.540 [4. exileIC] Fells: Why don' this slickear have pants on.
5/18 19:41:51.199 [4. exileIC] Fells: Dammit I hate the Bay sommat the time.
5/18 19:41:52.373 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: HI!
5/18 19:41:55.308 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: HI MISSES FELLS HI.
5/18 19:41:58.367 [4. exileIC] Fells: 'lo little!
5/18 19:42:30.045 [4. exileIC] Taborwynn: :grunts: Fellsie. Kitten.
5/18 19:42:42.673 [4. exileIC] Fells: Awwww, Jol called me kitten.
5/18 19:42:50.785 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: Nuh uh, nuh uh.
5/18 19:42:53.014 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: That was aimed at me.
5/18 19:42:55.596 [4. exileIC] Fells: Aw!
5/18 19:43:02.681 [4. exileIC] Fells: An' here I got all flattered.
5/18 19:43:29.390 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: I'M A KITTEN MEW MEW MEW I'M A KITTEN HOW BOUT YOU.
5/18 19:43:31.549 [4. exileIC] Taborwynn: Och, dunnae yeh fret, Fellsie. Yeh'll alweys be ah bonnie lassie tae mah. :chuckles:
5/18 19:43:32.252 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: MRAH.
5/18 19:43:37.330 [4. exileIC] Laurus: Urg!
5/18 19:43:45.178 [4. exileIC] Laurus: That's a horrible rhyme!
5/18 19:43:47.707 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Laurus.
5/18 19:43:51.216 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
5/18 19:43:55.031 [4. exileIC] Laurus: Hey, kiddo.
5/18 19:44:00.550 [4. exileIC] Fells: *chuckle* 'lo there Steve.
5/18 19:44:09.160 [4. exileIC] Laurus: Stop calling me that!
5/18 19:44:25.241 [4. exileIC] Fells: Steve Copperpot.
5/18 19:44:31.373 [4. exileIC] Fells: Stephen Copperpot Kettleblack.
5/18 19:44:33.224 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: Better than pisspot!
5/18 19:44:36.487 [4. exileIC] Fells: It is.
5/18 19:44:44.582 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: *purrs*
5/18 19:44:54.032 [4. exileIC] Laurus: Kettleblack?!
5/18 19:44:56.353 [4. exileIC] Laurus: Really?
5/18 19:45:05.186 [4. exileIC] Fells: I think's gots a good ring ta it.
5/18 19:45:49.064 [4. exileIC] Laurus: It's all -dishes-!
5/18 19:46:03.394 [4. exileIC] Fells: 'course!
5/18 19:46:08.304 [4. exileIC] Fells: There's gots t'be a theme.
5/18 19:50:50.147 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: MEEEEEEEEEW.
5/18 19:51:21.408 [4. exileIC] Fells: Little, you a'right?
5/18 19:51:29.394 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: I'm bored.
5/18 19:51:34.736 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: I'm gonna bite that elekk.
5/18 19:51:56.206 [4. exileIC] Fells: Ooh, careful. They's stompy sorts.
5/18 19:52:01.445 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: *thud, cat yowl*
5/18 19:52:22.766 [4. exileIC] Fells: Sky, gah!
5/18 19:52:31.047 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: STUPID ELEKK.
5/18 19:52:39.799 [4. exileIC] Fells: I done -warned- you!
5/18 19:52:47.859 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: I done not listened! Ow.
5/18 19:53:18.532 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: Oh, HI LADY WITH TRAMPY DRESS. HI I'M SKY.
5/18 19:53:23.808 [4. exileIC] Fells: *Sigh.* I -- whatsit?
5/18 19:53:25.351 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: NICE TRAMPY DRESS! *purrs*
5/18 19:53:31.324 [4. exileIC] Laurus: Eh?
5/18 19:53:32.300 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: DON'T THROW SHOES!
5/18 19:53:33.674 [4. exileIC] Jolstraer: :grunts: Git 'er name.
5/18 19:53:51.764 [4. exileIC] Fells: Jol!
5/18 19:53:59.003 [4. exileIC] Jolstraer: Wot!?
5/18 19:54:11.783 [4. exileIC] Fells: Don' make Sky -pick up gals- fer ya.
5/18 19:54:16.713 [4. exileIC] Jolstraer: :grumble:
5/18 19:54:42.099 [4. exileIC] Jolstraer: Ain' like ah tol' 'er tae drag 'er doen tae me 'ouse an' tie 'er thurr till ah git 'ere.
5/18 19:54:52.999 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: . . . I can do that.
5/18 19:54:57.346 [4. exileIC] Jolstraer: ...
5/18 19:54:59.887 [4. exileIC] Fells: Yer a smutty old man, y'know that.
5/18 19:55:17.867 [4. exileIC] Jolstraer: Ah ain' savin' tha worl' fer me healt' lassie.
5/18 19:55:40.532 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: It's spring. Maybe MIster Jolstraer's just got a need to pollinate.
5/18 19:55:44.789 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: Don't judge!
5/18 19:56:04.682 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: You're like a flooooower Mister Jolly.
5/18 19:56:25.949 [4. exileIC] Jolstraer: Lassie, ah'm up fer pollinatin' yeah-roun'. :cackles:
5/18 19:56:48.902 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: I am CLAIMING THIS GRASSY KNOLL.
5/18 19:56:53.856 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: IT IS MINE.
5/18 19:56:57.600 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: I need a flag.
5/18 19:57:06.205 [4. exileIC] Jolstraer: Tie ah rag tae yer tail.
5/18 19:57:53.604 [4. exileIC] Fells: Don' tell her t'do that, she'll jest chase it.
5/18 19:58:36.870 [4. exileIC] Jolstraer: Give 'er sommat tae dae, wouldnae?
5/18 19:58:43.932 [4. exileIC] Fells: Point...
5/18 19:59:10.380 [4. exileIC] Jolstraer: :grunts: Ah make 'em oan 'caision.
5/18 19:59:53.184 [4. exileIC] Fells: When yer not bein' bawdy.
5/18 19:59:53.657 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: Squirrel tastes funny.
5/18 19:59:56.364 [4. exileIC] Fells: Ser Bawdy.
5/18 20:00:17.311 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: *spitting noise*
5/18 20:00:20.142 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: I don't like it.
5/18 20:00:27.339 [4. exileIC] Fells: Squirrel's damn stringy, Sky.
5/18 20:00:32.950 [4. exileIC] Fells: There's bare any meat on 'em.
5/18 20:02:03.724 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: Laaaaaaarus?
5/18 20:02:09.657 [4. exileIC] Laurus: What, cat?
5/18 20:02:11.668 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: *purring*
5/18 20:02:16.730 [4. exileIC] Laurus: *Grunt.*
5/18 20:02:19.869 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: Can I bring Natalie over to visit your farm?
5/18 20:02:24.536 [4. exileIC] Fells: Awwww Laz.
5/18 20:02:25.601 [4. exileIC] Laurus: Absolutely not!
5/18 20:02:28.028 [4. exileIC] Fells: She 'dores you.
5/18 20:02:30.140 [4. exileIC] Laurus: I'll burn her!
5/18 20:02:32.101 [4. exileIC] Fells: Who's Natalie?
5/18 20:02:40.152 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: My cow.
5/18 20:02:56.079 [4. exileIC] Fells: Oh! Oh Laz be sweet. 'Course y'can bring her over.
5/18 20:02:57.701 [4. exileIC] Laurus: Where are you -keeping- it?!
5/18 20:03:06.278 [4. exileIC] Laurus: No! No, she -can't-!
5/18 20:03:21.463 [4. exileIC] Laurus: I'll flay her into steak!
5/18 20:03:23.167 [4. exileIC] Fells: S'my farm too, an' we all know y'ain't been there 'cause that'd be bad, -Steve.-
5/18 20:03:29.382 [4. exileIC] Laurus: -FARM-?!
5/18 20:03:34.837 [4. exileIC] Fells: ...stables.
5/18 20:03:35.627 [4. exileIC] Laurus: FARM?!
5/18 20:03:42.506 [4. exileIC] Fells: Stables!
5/18 20:03:47.692 [4. exileIC] Laurus: This is exactly why I don't want a cow over!
5/18 20:03:50.444 [4. exileIC] Laurus: DAMN IT!
5/18 20:03:55.920 [4. exileIC] Keiana: Steve's sounding kinda upset there.
5/18 20:04:03.311 [4. exileIC] Laurus: My name isn't Steve!
5/18 20:04:14.584 [4. exileIC] Keiana: *chuckle*
5/18 20:04:14.584 [4. exileIC] Fells: He gits riled.
5/18 20:04:27.918 [4. exileIC] Fells: 'xcitable sort.
5/18 20:04:32.699 [4. exileIC] Laurus: Because it isn't a -farm-! It's an establishment of -class-!
5/18 20:04:41.831 [4. exileIC] Jolstraer: :snort:
5/18 20:04:45.339 [4. exileIC] Fells: I know!
5/18 20:04:47.556 [4. exileIC] Laurus: And fine establishments don't keep bovine companions!
5/18 20:05:03.162 [4. exileIC] Fells: ...no but they gots fresh milk an' cream an' butter.
5/18 20:05:39.468 [4. exileIC] Laurus: And -manure-, and--urg!
5/18 20:05:51.192 [4. exileIC] Fells: An' hands! Right -servants.- T'take care'a it.
5/18 20:05:51.192 [4. exileIC] Laurus: -No cows-! I'll kill any cow I see on my stable!
5/18 20:05:53.266 [4. exileIC] Jolstraer: Horses dunnae shite, Laz?
5/18 20:05:59.806 [4. exileIC] Laurus: But that's different!
5/18 20:06:10.084 [4. exileIC] Jolstraer: Funnah. Don' look 'er smell diff'ren'.
5/18 20:06:26.661 [4. exileIC] Fells: Well it kinda does. Patties 'gainst kinda pellets, Jol.
5/18 20:06:38.374 [4. exileIC] Laurus: Okay, okay, I'll have servants clean up horseshit. Bullshit, that just looks -bad- to customers!
5/18 20:07:02.171 [4. exileIC] Fells: Which's why ya don' prance 'em out inna front pastures.
5/18 20:07:20.123 [4. exileIC] Laurus: Which is why you keep them for -eating- and not -stabling-!
5/18 20:07:37.890 [4. exileIC] Laurus: The answer is "no"! I am the man of the house and I say no!
5/18 20:07:48.136 [4. exileIC] Fells: Ohhh -truly- now.
5/18 20:08:22.664 [4. exileIC] Fells: S'a damn shame yer off hidin' an' not home, innit, Steve?
5/18 20:08:35.494 [4. exileIC] Laurus: ...I'm still the man of the house!
5/18 20:08:48.353 [4. exileIC] Fells: Sorry, not 'till yer home y'ain't.
5/18 20:08:53.168 [4. exileIC] Jolstraer: :chuckling:
5/18 20:08:58.079 [4. exileIC] Laurus: Damn it, I say no cows!
5/18 20:09:01.350 [4. exileIC] Fells: You git t'be a damn gladiator, I git t'have cows.
5/18 20:09:25.630 [4. exileIC] Laurus: No you don't!
5/18 20:09:36.119 [4. exileIC] Fells: Sounds like I do.
5/18 20:09:40.073 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: *mews*
5/18 20:09:42.761 [4. exileIC] Jolstraer: Laz, 'et 'is rate, yeh'll be luckah if'n yeh evah see yer bed. An' e'en if'n yeh dae, ah'd bet ten tae wunn 'et'd Fellsie'd 'ave yeh sewed up in tha sheets an' beat black an' blue ev'rah dey.
5/18 20:09:43.052 [4. exileIC] Laurus: Do -not-!
5/18 20:09:59.332 [4. exileIC] Laurus: *Snort.*
5/18 20:10:14.026 [4. exileIC] Fells: The only beatin' that fella's gonna do ain't fit fer a public channel at the rate he's goin', Jol.
5/18 20:10:39.466 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: She means his weener.
5/18 20:10:46.005 [4. exileIC] Fells: I do mean t'say.
5/18 20:10:47.870 [4. exileIC] Laurus: Damn it Sky!
5/18 20:10:53.179 [4. exileIC] Jolstraer: :cackling:
5/18 20:11:39.869 [4. exileIC] Laurus: ...No cows!
5/18 20:12:02.124 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: Why do you hate cows so much?
5/18 20:12:04.811 [4. exileIC] Fells: Y'know I had the two afore I got locked up an' sommat let 'em git 'way from never checkin' in on 'em.
5/18 20:12:06.318 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: They're sweet animals.
5/18 20:12:40.515 [4. exileIC] Laurus: They're digusting and smelly and huge and urg!
5/18 20:12:55.822 [4. exileIC] Fells: Laz, ya won' never hafta touch a one.
5/18 20:13:11.053 [4. exileIC] Laurus: I don't care! This is an establishment of -class-!
5/18 20:13:36.270 [4. exileIC] Fells: So common thigs can' be classy?
5/18 20:13:43.749 [4. exileIC] Laurus: NO!
5/18 20:13:49.738 [4. exileIC] Fells: Oh I'll jest hide inna house when folk come callin'.
5/18 20:13:51.688 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: You have a chicken. Chicken shit smells worse than cow shit.
5/18 20:13:58.055 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: It's true.
5/18 20:14:08.230 [4. exileIC] Laurus: Chickens are smaller and more easily hidden! And you aren't the same, dear!
5/18 20:14:09.452 [4. exileIC] Fells: An' I'll hide the two half-common things'a yers I'm -carryin'.-
5/18 20:14:20.952 [4. exileIC] Fells: NETHER ON YOU. M'GOIN' COW-BUYIN'.
5/18 20:14:24.703 [4. exileIC] Laurus: You're a--NO!
5/18 20:14:27.745 [4. exileIC] Fells: *click*
5/18 20:19:54.421 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: Ummm.
5/18 20:20:10.490 [4. exileIC] Laurus: Look what you did!
5/18 20:20:14.125 [4. exileIC] Laurus: -Good job-, cat!
5/18 20:20:21.440 [4. exileIC] Keiana: *snicker*
5/18 20:20:39.174 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: I didn't do anything. You're the one upsetting the lady cooking your kittens. *purrs*
5/18 20:20:46.659 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: She's not /mad/ with me.
5/18 20:20:51.359 [4. exileIC] Laurus: You got the idea in her head!
5/18 20:21:09.748 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: Because I see the benefit of fresh milk for a pregnant lady? I'm so unreasonable.
5/18 20:21:21.938 [4. exileIC] Laurus: I can get fresh milk without a cow!
5/18 20:21:24.797 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: Nice touch on calling cows common Mister Laurus.
5/18 20:21:28.890 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: Very smart way to go.
5/18 20:21:29.927 [4. exileIC] Laurus: They -are-!
5/18 20:21:39.175 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: . . . she's a Westfall farm girl.
5/18 20:21:46.654 [4. exileIC] Laurus: Elwynn actually.
5/18 20:21:51.179 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: Whatever.
5/18 20:21:54.848 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: You married a farm girl.
5/18 20:21:58.691 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: Now you're upset she wants a farm.
5/18 20:22:02.973 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: . . . duh.
5/18 20:22:36.376 [4. exileIC] Laurus: Well, she won't turn -my- estate into a farm, come high wind and storm!
5/18 20:23:15.603 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: HEY MISS CHELODY ARE YOU HERE? I HEARD A CLICKY SHITTER MCTHING FROM YOUR LINE. *purr purr purr* I'm done talking about cows now, Laurus.
5/18 20:23:31.732 [4. exileIC] Laurus: ...A--wait!
5/18 20:23:32.836 [4. exileIC] Chelody: ...Umn... I am here! Ah- Hi!
5/18 20:23:39.799 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: Hiiiiii. HIIIIIIIIII.
5/18 20:23:40.963 [4. exileIC] Jolstraer: :grunts: Chel lassie.
5/18 20:23:52.599 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: You're a druid!
5/18 20:23:57.802 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: And you made BABIES.
5/18 20:23:59.437 [4. exileIC] Laurus: That's alright. I've got a new idea. I'll be back.
5/18 20:24:00.249 [4. exileIC] Chelody: Ah- I am! Aren't you?
5/18 20:24:08.321 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: Yes, but I didn't make babies.
5/18 20:24:15.519 [4. exileIC] Chelody: Umn... Yes, I did have a baby!
5/18 20:24:31.909 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: Okay ummm, when you were baby cooking, did all of your cat nipples make milk too?
5/18 20:24:40.384 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: And your bear nipples?
5/18 20:24:40.922 [4. exileIC] Chelody: ...
5/18 20:24:48.182 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: . . . and . . . and if they did ummm.
5/18 20:24:56.024 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: Was it normal milk or like, cat flavored milk.
5/18 20:25:02.860 [4. exileIC] Chelody: I umn... I rarely ever used those forms when I was nursing and I never really checked.
5/18 20:25:12.188 [4. exileIC] Chelody: They might have! But I do not know.
5/18 20:25:19.906 [4. exileIC] Chelody: Why do you ask?
5/18 20:25:27.389 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: See I'm curious cause you know elfies only have TWO boobies.
5/18 20:25:33.164 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: But like, in cat form?
5/18 20:25:35.838 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: I have like, SIX.
5/18 20:25:47.222 [4. exileIC] Chelody: You aren't pregnant are you?
5/18 20:25:49.326 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: And if I ever made babies way wayyyyyyy down the line, I wanna know if I can expect six leaky boobies or just two.
5/18 20:25:51.568 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: Nuh uh.
5/18 20:26:01.503 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: But everyone else is making babies.
5/18 20:26:06.326 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: So it got me thinking.
5/18 20:26:15.444 [4. exileIC] Chelody: Maybe when you do, you should stay in elf form so you do not have to worry about it?
5/18 20:26:34.611 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: . . . ewwwwww. Why don't you ask me to jam a broom up my ass and sweep the floor too. That's just a gross idea.
5/18 20:26:46.908 [4. exileIC] Chelody: ...I like being an elf!
5/18 20:26:52.096 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: Kay!
5/18 20:26:55.043 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: I like rolling in dirt.
5/18 20:26:57.882 [4. exileIC] Chelody: Nothing wrong with it.
5/18 20:27:16.258 [4. exileIC] Chelody: Well, I guess you'll just have to take your chances.
5/18 20:27:20.434 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: Hrmmm. So I need to find another baby making druid.
5/18 20:27:25.772 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: I WILL FIND THE ANSWER.
5/18 20:27:35.442 [4. exileIC] Keiana: Druids, man.. *laughter*
5/18 20:27:35.442 [4. exileIC] Chelody: Try Miss Alishe.
5/18 20:27:43.122 [4. exileIC] Skyborne: . . . kay!
5/18 20:27:57.604 [4. exileIC] Chelody: ...Nothing wrong with being a druid either...
5/18 20:28:24.471 [4. exileIC] Keiana: Nether no. You people kick ass.
5/18 20:28:35.222 [4. exileIC] Chelody: ...I try not to.
5/18 20:28:40.138 [4. exileIC] Chelody: That seems rather rude.
5/18 20:28:53.702 [4. exileIC] Jolstraer: :grunts: Ain' 'ad ah full dey 'less tha arse's been thuroughlah kicked.
5/18 20:29:33.701 [4. exileIC] Keiana: Nah, I meant-- you're uh.
5/18 20:29:50.448 [4. exileIC] Keiana: ...Frickin' Common. You're.. cool?
5/18 20:30:04.917 [4. exileIC] Chelody: It is rather warm out today!
5/18 20:30:36.424 [4. exileIC] Keiana: ...Yep. Nice day.
5/18 20:30:46.316 [4. exileIC] Chelody: Ah- I like spring.