by Yva on Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:47 pm
((Apologies that this went long on me. :X))
Vincenza Whitten was a creature of habit, and as such, had a routine. Every morning she woke up sprawled on top of her husband. After realizing that she'd once again stolen all of the blankets and pillows and left him with only her person for warmth, she'd roll over, pretend to be sorry and stretch. A bell was rung, Amanda would provide breakfast in bed and the Stormwind Dailies.
"Vincenza Whitten spied in a pale blue off the shoulder gown on Saturday evening. Are pastels back for the spring? Details on page fourteen, Ladies!"
The Whittens would eat, sometimes loll about in bed for a time, and then take a respective - or sometimes collective - bath, after which she'd pour over the papers trying to keep her fingers on the pulse of the city. A cup of tea and a few thorough rounds of goodbye kisses later, Bairix would go to work, either in his Stormwind real estate office or in Northrend to play with dead things. This left Lady Whitten - no, Mrs. Whitten now, she'd given the title up to her former husband's brother in an agreement about the estate . . .
"They say she gave the title up for that new husband of hers, and he took her name. Romantic isn't it?" - Jillian Hilltorn, apprentice Seamstress at Lucia's Lingerie.
. . . to her own devices. The appointments would starts thereafter. Mondays, Constance would show up to give her a pedicure. Vinnie'd sit in her study, feet propped up, reading some book or another while the girl meticulously shaped and painted her toes. Tuesdays, Emma arrived to showcase the newest fabrics and arrivals. Vinnie'd go through swatches and patterns and order herself a new dress, a new pair of slippers, new lingerie, new something to keep her ahead of the fashion curve. Wednesdays saw Victor or Sheela to give her a massage, Thursdays were Lois's day to deep condition and trim her hair if needed, and Fridays were her "Spa day", where she'd get an Un'Goro mud facial from the much sought after Letty Ironfingers, who came all the way from Ironforge just to work on Mrs. Whitten's face.
Weekends were her "days off", which really weren't days off at all, more "times to be seen in public and adored." In order to keep abreast of the newest gossip and, truth be told, arranging situations so she was gossiped about, she had to be seen and in turn photographed. This meant the newest rage restaurant: Noy's, particularly Noy's on Saturdays at dinner hours at the terrace table. It was "The Pretty Table" as the head waiter Dustin called it, titled as such because if you were waiting in line to get into the restaurant from the street, you could always see this one table from the curbside. Noy, being a crude business gnome if there ever was one, wanted someone pretty and popular situated there on his busiest nights. Vincenza Whitten had always fit that bill, especially now that she was married to someone as attractive as she was . . .
"If the rumors are true he's a mudblood. How Thaydia let THAT happen no one knows. He's gorgeous to be sure, but blooded? No, and her being an heiress? Well, when he gets his hands on the money he'll probably be long gone. Her looks won't last forever." - Lady Lydriessa Boleyn, overheard at the Didden girl's coming out ball.
. . . he could bank on the Whittens looking good, which was free advertising, which was more buzz about his business. It was the perfect symbiotic relationship.
Vincenza's Sundays were more chaotic. Parties, tea with Lyandrea and Bran, cards, another visit to Noy's, or perhaps a stroll through the city were all possibilities. Sometimes Bairix wanted to stay at home, sometimes he took her roof jumping or to the zoo. It was the least regimented portion of her week, left up in the air for anything, and this Sunday was really no different than . . .
"Oh that's not true. That Sunday was completely different. That was the day that Uthas Wordweaver walked free and the city went mad." - Vincenza Whitten.
Oh yes. That.
*****
The first problem was he'd gone to the office on a Sunday. Normally she wouldn't care, but she was bored, and clearly her husband existed only to entertain her.
"I have just a few things to check on, my dear. I'll be home soon." He kissed her and patted her on the bottom, pointedly ignoring pouty lip - which was a spectacular pouty lip and had melted the resolve of lesser men many times before - and slipped out the door. Never one to miss an opportunity to whine that her spouse was immune to her charms, Vincenza threw herself over the couch, perching her chin on the armrest and staring at the wall.
Amanda fidgeted in the doorway, wary of the great lady's temper. "Can I get you anything, my lady?"
"My book and my puppy. Both are upstairs."
Minutes later, Vinnie had The Art of Shadowcraft in on hand and a glass of wine in the other. Winston-the-resplendent-pug-in-a-diamond-collar snuggled in behind her knees for a good long nap. She stayed there for a while, occasionally adjusting her position when Winston did. Good smells wafted into the den, meaning Gladys had dinner well under way. A quick glance at the clock told her it was half past five.
"He'd better be home soon," she murmured aloud.
As if on queue her buzzbox came to life. Bairix was barking her name over what sounded like a . . . mob of angry people.
Well that can't be right. It was just real estate, wasn't it? Who gets that mad about an apart . . .
"Vincenza, dismiss the servants and tell them to get out back. Blockade yourself in the master bedroom until I get there. Lock the doors. Stormwind's gone mad. I'm going to get Lea and Bran there, too. The mage district looks like it's on fire."
"Wait, what? On FIRE?"
"No 'wait what'. Just do it."
"But if it's locked and blockaded, how will you get in?"
" . . . will you just . . . I can get around the locks. Do as I tell you."
Bairix rarely used sharp tones with her, which meant this one resonated. She picked up her box and her pug and swept through the house, pausing once by the front windows to peer outside. They were in the nobles section, right near Stormwind Keep really, and outside of extra guards on the streets, not much was . . .
She saw a flying bolt of fire sail by.
"Oh damn it. EVERYONE TO YOUR QUARTERS AND LOCK YOUR DOORS. THE CITY'S GONE MAD," she bellowed. The half dozen house maids peeked their heads out of the nooks they were dusting, and she waved at them, trying to convey her wishes with shooing motions.
"Home, all of you. Get home. Lock your doors, bar them, too. AMANDA! You're coming with me. Charlie, get everyone out back. Go, go, go!"
Gladys poked her gray head out of the kitchen. "I have a near full cooked turkey here, m'lady . . . "
"There will be other turkeys, Gladys. Don't argue with me. Just shut the oven down and go."
Charlie approached the front window, pulling the drapes back to peer outside, his mouth setting into a thin line.
"Where's Mister Whitten, Mum?"
"On his way."
"I ought to stay until he gets 'ere."
Vincenza shoved him towards the doors where his wife and infant daughter were already waiting, though her slender hand on his barrel chest didn't move him an inch. "No you will not. Lord Wh . . . Mister Whittens orders, get out back. Now."
"Yer sure?"
"Yes I'm bloody sure! Go!"
The staff, Gladys and Charlie included, made for the back doors, towards the housing the Whitten Estate provided their servant body on the far end of the property. As the enormous manor was positioned directly in front of them, they'd be in the safer of the two places.
"Lock the front door and get up here, Amanda," Vinnie shouted, taking the steps two at a time. Winston started barking and wriggling, thinking all of this a delightful game, and she gave him a swift spank on the flank.
"Bad dog. Be good for Mummy."
"RAFF!" was the indignant canine reply.
With pug deposited on the bed and Amanda in tow, Vinnie locked the bedroom door. They first tried to move Bairix's bureau over as a blockade, but it was too heavy. The late Lord Whitten's tastes ran to heavy woods with decadent decoration, so a bureau that ought to have weighed fifty or sixty pounds was thrice that thanks to ornate oak carvings.
"The hope chest, my lady! It ought to do."
"Good idea."
By the time the hope chest blocked the door off, the two of them were red faced and panting. The shouts on the streets were carrying inside now, and there was the smell of smoke on the air. The hairs on the back of Vinnie's arms stood on end as she felt magic growing around them. Someone - many someones - were casting, and the arcane resonance felt heavy.
"What is going on?" Amanda rasped, peering through the side window at the canals. Vinnie looked over her shoulder, frowning at a big blob of commoners scuffling with the guards, each other, anyone dumb enough to stumble into their path.
"I don't know."
There was a thud on the roof, and Vinnie looked up, her mouth pinching into a thin line. Footsteps followed as someone or something moved across the shingles.
"If that's not Bairix, we're likely in trouble."
Vinnie edged towards the middle of the room, holding her hand up and trying to remember everything Southshore had taught her about her unreliable shadow talents.
I'll either melt an intruder or blow the house up. Lovely.
There was another thud and then a slide. She leveled her fingers at the sound, wishing she wasn't shaking like a leaf. Amanda's hands went to her shoulders, whether to brace her or to hide behind her, she couldn't say. The series of roof skids continued until it was replaced by the squeal of a drainpipe holding weight.
"Steady," Vinnie whispered.
Thunk.
Bairix in a slightly battered three piece suit landed on the ledge outside of the window. A click, the gears of the window latch turned, and he was inside, pulling his suit coat off and beelining it for his closet.
"Oh good. It's you." She dropped her hand and let out the breath she hadn't realized she was holding. Her stomach was doing these odd flip flops, and she felt faint. It was a wonder that Bairix was so collected when she felt like she'd fall apart into a thousand tiny pieces with the slightest provocation.
"The streets are a madhouse. The roofs were safer."
"You tore your pants. We'll need to get them mended. I'll contact the Finest Thread on Mon . . . "
Her voice cut short when he looked at her like she'd lost her mind.
"I'll just get a new one." He checked his hair in the mirror before pulling his pants off and tossing them onto the bed, instead donning a pair of smooth black leathers. Amanda looked up at the ceiling, trying desperately not to watch the lord of the house as he pranced around half nude.
"Lea and Bran will be here shortly. We'll move downstairs to wait for them and to make sure no one tries to set the house on fire."
"All right."
She watched him put layer upon layer of leather on, and then the blades came, some disappearing in a second flat, others more visible - at his waist, his thigh. He pushed the hope chest aside like it weighed nothing at all and went out, eyes flitting around as he looked for intruders, or more specifically the points in the house intruders might venture in from. Vinnie followed, her hand clenching on the stair railing.
"Amanda, stay in the bedroom please. Keep an eye on the streets and call down with any news."
"Y-yes, my lord."
"And watch Winston?"
"Of course, Ma'am."
Bairix crept forward, more easing down the steps than anything, and she followed behind . She was trying to be quiet for some bizarre reason, like if she made a noise or a step squealed beneath her feet, everything would fall apart.
"What is going on out there? Why all of this?"
He walked towards the front door, watching the streets outside, searching for signs of Bran and Lea in the midst of all the chaos. "The Wordweaver was released."
"The Word . . wait, wasn't he that gentleman that plagued everyone?"
"Yes."
" . . . and he was released."
"Apparently."
" . . . to crimes he confessed to."
Bairix nodded and her mind started churning out names and faces of people in the upper echelon of Stormwind's legal system. Most of them were lords, or connected to a noble house in one way or another, usually marriage to ensure support and a steady income, which meant they were always in SOMEONE'S pockets. If Uthas Wordweaver was released, someone had to benefit from it. The questions were who and why. The how was rather evident with the rioting streets and chaos.
"Well that's just stupid," she said after a time. "What a pile of manure."
Bairix's lips quirked into a smile. "I'd tend to agree."
*****
A half hour later, the mobs were pushing at the estate gates in their struggle to get into Stormwind Keep. They seemed less concerned with looting the Whitten manor than confronting the king himself. Bairix watched the escalation, a dagger flitting through his fingers, as Vinnie paced through the foyer.
"Any sign of Bran and Lea?" she asked.
"No, not yet."
This exchange repeated itself every five minutes. An hour later, Bairix moved to the front door, his weapon disappearing up his sleeve.
"There they are. I'm going to let them in." Vinnie glanced out the window, trying to spot Bran's tall dark head, but there were so many people shouting, screaming, fighting, and panicking, it was the proverbial needle in the haystack. She frowned, watching her husband stalk towards the writhing throng.
"Be careful please?"
"Yes, Dear."
Bairix was nearly to the gate by the time Vinnie spotted her cousin. Lea's face was covered in smudges of soot like she'd been caught in an explosion. The shoulders of Bran's coat were covered in in dark splatters that, from this distance, could have been mud or blood.
"Please let it be mud. Please," she whispered, watching them shove their way through the crowd. She slid out onto the front step to wave at them, the noise of the mob making her ears ring.
The march upon the Keep had been at a stalemate for hours, with dozens upon dozens of guard showing up to protect the king. Righteous indignation and fear had turned to fury and frustration. As Bairix swung the gate wide, about a half dozen people tried to swarm inside, but he shoulder blocked each of them. One man got a wide enough berth around him to get through, but Lea stuck a booted leg out, tripping him as he tried to sprint towards the house. He fell onto his face with a dull thwack. She smirked and started dragging him back to the crowd with Bairix's help.
"Hoist him out. One, two, three."
The man went flying back into the mass, landing on three of his cohorts.
As soon as Lea and Bran were safely inside, Bairix swung the gate closed. He locked it back down, the crowd now shouting at him, reaching for him through the thick iron bars. He seemed unphased, slapping the grabbing hands away. One of the men who'd been denied entrance screeched a string of colorful obscenities in his face before picking up rocks from the curbside, throwing them at the house.
Had he simply broken a window, he'd have been allowed to go home. The Whittens would have repaired it, chalking the inconvenience up to the cost of a day of madness. The problem, though, was the third rock. The man brought his arm all the way back and hurled it as hard as he could. It sailed through the air and, instead of hitting the house or a window, it struck Vincenza Whitten.
Square in the face.
She shrieked and grabbed her left cheek, staggering back into the foyer. Because she was hit in the fleshy part instead of the bone, it bled fast and hard, spilling down over her neck and onto her gown. Bairix's head swiveled to stare at her, Lea began to run.
"Vincenza!"
Vinnie stomped her foot and spun around in a circle, making a series of unladylike grunts and groans as she clutched her cheek. It stung, but worse than the pain was the knowledge that she'd been hit in her face. Her entire life was based upon that face, who she was, what she did . . . if she was scarred or maimed, if something was damaged permanently . . .
"Bloody fuck and . . . fuck. Fuck. FUCK! OW!" she roared, swallowing down a sob.
"Vinnie, honey? Vinnie? Look at me," Lea crooned upon reaching her, trying to calm her down. "Look at me so I can see what happened."
Vinnie whimpered and looked up, taking her hand away to reveal a nasty gash that extended from ear to jaw. Another torrent of blood seeped out, and Lea tutted before pressing her palm to it.
"It looks worse than it is," she shouted. "Stitches, maybe, but that's it. She's okay!"
"She's okay," Bairix murmured, turning back towards the crowd. "She's okay." He undid the locks and pulled the gate wide, regarding the man with the rock.
"Why did you do that?" he asked simply.
There was a moment of quiet as the crowd paused to watch the two of them, sensing the imminent danger. Feeling the eyes of his mates on his back, the man's fingers closed around another rock. He hoisted it up as a weapon, showcasing a bravado he didn't really feel.
"Fek on ye, ye poncey son of a whore," he said, spitting at him. The wad of phlegm hit Bairix on the shoulder, dripping in a slow ooze over his leathers.
One second the man was turning back towards the crowd, intent on making a fast getaway after the spectacle, the next he was falling forward as two small blades wedged themselves into the backs of his knees. Bairix's glove twisted in the the man's collar and he dragged him towards the estate. Not only did this separate him from everyone else, but every inch drove the daggers deeper.
The screams were earsplitting.
Bairix dropped him in an unceremonious heap, his face calm as he returned to the gates to snap the padlocks closed. The spectators looked at him and then at the man twisting on the stones, some transfixed by the blood coursing through the grout of the masonry.
"F-Fek. M . . . m'sorry mate. M'sorry. FEK!" The man said through pained gasps.
Bairix turned around, regarding him for just a moment before stomping on his upper legs, driving the daggers all the way in and through, shattering the kneecaps in the process. Another series of shrieks and screams, the man tearing at the stone beneath him with fresh sobs and pleas.
"You could have killed my wife," Bairix whispered, leaning over the prone body.
The man's answer was a gurgled whimper.
Bairix's answer was to slice him from ear to ear.
*****
"You poor thing. If that scars it'll be such a shame," Bran said. "Terrible way to lose your looks."
"Oh gods." Vinnie broke out into another round of tears. "I'd be ruined."
"Don't help, Bran. And no you won't, Vinnie. Even if its scars you still have . . ."
Lea was cut off by her cousin's enraged shriek.
"NO SCARS. I'll . . . I'll g-get Alexander out here and he'll fix it. It'll be fine. It has to be fine."
"Of course it will be," Bran said, trying for conviction and failing miserably. He sighed and pulled his mud spattered coat off, throwing it over the banister and stretching. "Do you lot have anything to drink around here? I'd kill for a tequila sunrise."
"There's a bar in the receiving room to your right."
"Ah. Lovely."
Bran disappeared into the parlor as Bairix returned to the house, wiping his dagger clean on a handkerchief. He locked the door behind him and sighed, peering across the foyer at his wife. She was a mess. Her eyes were swollen from crying, her dress was covered in dried blood.
"Is it done?" Lea patted Vincenza one last time before moving to the windows to peek out front, a slow smirk spreading over her face. "Well then. I guess it is."
"What is?" Vinnie asked, following behind with short, stuttered breaths and pathetic sniffles.
"Your attacker, apparently."
Bairix sighed. "You really need to bathe, darling, and don't stand too close to the windows? I don't want another incident."
"All right." She peered over Lea's shoulders at the corpse cooling in her driveway. Her face went pink, and then red, and then a mottled shade of purple. She whirled around to glare at him, her palm still clamped over her injury. "Look what you've done!"
"What I've . . . what?"
She pointed at the window and then at him. "That's limestone. Limestone is porous and stains very, very easily. You've completely ruined it." Her bottom lip quivered. "You've ruined the driveway and now I'm going to be ugly forever and you'll hate me."
Bairix hesitated for only the briefest second before crossing over to her and gathering her to his chest. He kissed her temple and then nuzzled her head. "I'd never hate you, scars or not."
She broke into a fresh batch of wails.
"I w-won't be scarred. I won't!"
Bairix's eyes met Lea's, and he tried to suppress his smile as the tantrum grew louder. "I think for now we'll get you in the bath, hmm? Let me know if anything comes up, Lea?"
Lea wasn't as good at hiding her mirth. She flashed him a huge grin.
"Of course. Go take care of the princess."
"I always do."
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Yva on Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:40 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Maybe our relationship isn't as crazy as it seems,
Maybe that's what happens when a tornado meets a volcano.