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Banned the poster and eliminated the link to TEH HAXX0RZ but I'm leaving this thread up for the comic potential.
Now hang me by this golden noose
'Cause I never been nothin' but your golden goose
Silver tongue don't fail me now
And I'll make my way back to you somehow
'Cause I never been nothin' but your golden goose
Silver tongue don't fail me now
And I'll make my way back to you somehow
- Chrystenise
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- Joined: Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:14 pm
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Klaatu Veraata NictTois!
Right then....
Right then....
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While I know nothing of love spells, I can perhaps offer a few gentle recommendations to those putting themselves on the market for the first time. DO play up the shapeliness of your facial tentacles. You may find that some women (or men, whichever you prefer) are put off by them, but that's not important. Your target audience will be enthralled by well-maintained cranio-facial appendages.
I FOLLOWED THIS ONE EASY STEP AND GOT A MAN IN JUST FIVE DAYS
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I spilled some love potion on my cat. It was terrible.
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Denne wrote:I spilled some love potion on my cat. It was terrible.
I now have a restraining order against your cat
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Rouba wrote:Denne wrote:I spilled some love potion on my cat. It was terrible.
I now have a restraining order against your cat
I need one of those. T_T
I don't know if you know this, but baby bears are precious and soft. --Mylune
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Beware the Hump Cat
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Chrystenise wrote:Klaatu Veraata NictTois!
Nictois? Nice job. Now we have summoned Frenchdemons.
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Lansiron wrote:Chrystenise wrote:Klaatu Veraata NictTois!
Nictois? Nice job. Now we have summoned Frenchdemons.
We're boned.
- Jolstraer
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- Joined: Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:34 am
- Location: Behind the business-end of Three Feet O'Steel
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le boned.
"I left my home where the dead never rose
But the streets of gold i've yet to find
And at the end of the day all you can do is pray
Without hope well you might as well be blind, yeah be blind
Tomorrow comes a day too soon"
But the streets of gold i've yet to find
And at the end of the day all you can do is pray
Without hope well you might as well be blind, yeah be blind
Tomorrow comes a day too soon"