The things I stumble across on SA, I swear...
http://www.freewebs.com/anailaighthezeb ... sstory.htm
How Not To Write Your Backstory
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My tongue twisted back into my mouth and tried to choke me when I read the first sentence.
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I am an angry person, you all know this.
That inspired me to such immense levels of rage that my car blew up outside. It was fucking incredible.
That inspired me to such immense levels of rage that my car blew up outside. It was fucking incredible.
Because there is good and there is evil, and evil must be punished. Even in the face of Armageddon I shall not compromise in this.
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... *blinkblink*
[5.OOC] Beltar: Hammer of What The Fuck Were You Thinking
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Aely, that backstory is quite possibly the only thing horrible enough to kill that mutant cyborg ent in your backyard.
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I thought I could handle this until I scanned the list of links at the top and my mouse highlighted the word "Kinks". Now my mouth is all dry and I don't think I ever want to have sex again.
... should I click it?
... should I click it?
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NO SERIOUSLY WHY
Now hang me by this golden noose
'Cause I never been nothin' but your golden goose
Silver tongue don't fail me now
And I'll make my way back to you somehow
'Cause I never been nothin' but your golden goose
Silver tongue don't fail me now
And I'll make my way back to you somehow
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... did this come from Furcadia? It looks like it came from Furcadia.
There is nothing there but sin and yiff. And vore.
There is nothing there but sin and yiff. And vore.