Wildfire Riders

I use a newspaper over my head like a bum.

Illithias wrote: Ooooooh, and I bet you walk in the middle of the sidewalk with it too. Don't you?

Tch. Yeah. If I wasn't doing that, I'd be ducking under the awnings and wouldn't need an umbrella. It's my civic duty as an umbrella owner to irritate non-umbrella believers.

I'm a scary gargoyle on a tower that you made with plastic power.

Narokor wrote:I like my umbrella.

I have the best umbrella. And it doesn't even take up much room.

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What's an umbrella?
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Windstar wrote:....
What's an umbrella?
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Yes that is the best umbrella in the world. >.>

Today is Naiara's birthday folks!

I was going to post that I wear a brimmed hat rather than use an umbrella, but I seem to be late to the discussion. Oh well.

Rejecting awesome refreshing rain is for losers who'd rather be cleansed by some modern contraption that pumps water from miles away and spews some vastly inferior chlorinated fluid.

Heathens.

Fingold wrote:Rejecting awesome refreshing rain is for losers who'd rather be cleansed by some modern contraption that pumps water from miles away and spews some vastly inferior chlorinated fluid.

Heathens.

Everyone knows there's no rain in Mexico - just cactus and Mariachi music.

Nice try.