Wildfire Riders

There's so much not to understand.

If she's an immortal shapeshifter, why does she stay in the freakish form of a half zebra, half wolf?

How is she immortal if one parent was a zebra, and the other a wolf?

How did that happen? Was her wolf father trying to hunt her zebra mother and missed somehow?

Why does she have wings?

And most importantly, why am I processing this enough to ask these questions?

Shael wrote:
How did that happen? Was her wolf father trying to hunt her zebra mother and missed somehow?

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Not being the brightest wolf in the pack, he misunderstood when he was instructed to "eat" her.

It went from there.

Yes, I will go kill myself to make up for thinking of that slice of backstory, thank you for asking.

Shaila wrote:

Shael wrote:
How did that happen? Was her wolf father trying to hunt her zebra mother and missed somehow?

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Not being the brightest wolf in the pack, he misunderstood when he was instructed to "eat" her.

It went from there.

Yes, I will go kill myself to make up for thinking of that slice of backstory, thank you for asking.

*whimper*

I understand now why her sisters, the twins, are adorable as hell. Picturing continued spawn of a wolf and a zebra, the images are perfectly hellish.

I submit to all of you that in the explanatory paragraph you were all, quite fairly, warned not to proceed. Many informative fables have been written about your foibles.

Wooooah, slow down, Illi! I can't masturbate furiously enough!

I come by to visit to clear my head before a session. I read that. now I need to counsel myself.