Wildfire Riders

As some of you may have noticed, there's a dangerous trend on our forums lately, of content that some users are distinctly uncomfortable with.

I refer, of course, to Fells's Twilight pictures.

To keep this a safe and healthy community for all members, I would like to request that posters on this forum stop having birthdays immediately. Normal birthday service will be resumed when Fells's reign of sparkly terror is over. Thank you for reading.

I did better.

I banned Fells' posting privileges until she confesses her love for all things glitter.

We really do need to stay on topic here, it's true. This Twilight stuff is distracting us from our real interests.

So, when are we scheduling the first official gathering for the WFR yiff Worgy? I'm having my leatherworker crank out body harnesses like mad and need to know by when to have them all ready.

I'll keep trying on that whole 'no birthday = never age' bit, but.. but... it's the only time that I get to drag the better half out for sushi with minimal protest. If it'll draw her attention away from the emo vampire dosing, I'll break out the body glitter and The Smith's albums so I'm well covered in ten days.

Also, Virgos represent! <3

If I don't get an obscenely homo-erotic Old Spice Guy/Eric from Twilight mash-up from Fells for my birthday, I am going to be terribly upset.

Illithias wrote:If I don't get an obscenely homo-erotic Old Spice Guy/Eric from Twilight mash-up from Fells for my birthday, I am going to be terribly upset.

On it

Guys, you know Fells's birthday is this week, right? You know what that means? Revenge.

Lies and slander.

I meant to say "Eric from True Blood" earlier.

You know, all that Vampire shit is basically the same.