Wildfire Riders

As in today is Meh. After I get my requisite work done, I need some suggestions to make the day more palatable. Any thoughts?

I suggest removing pants and running around the office area loudly singing "I'm A Little Teapot." I know that's how I get through particularly long days of meh-ness.

I figured given your job, you'd run around the office--pantsless--and ask your coworkers if they wanted to test your missile.

I work in the non-destructive area of defense contracting. You know, spy planes and such? There is a sad lack of missiles around here, both in my non-pantalones and out of it.

So why aren't you having your people respond to your sensor array?

Because unlike my designs to become Grand Exalted Pantsless Dictator of the free world, I have no desire to lead people here. They wouldn't do what I say anyways, so I just wiggle my dingly-danglies in their general direction until they go away.

Most vertebrates waggle their junk to attract mates, not to scare away predators. You, sir, are an evolutionary nightmare.

It simply means I'm more evolutionarily advanced than you sad heathens.

http://bestiary.ca/beasts/beast152.htm

And you said this whole medieval hobby would never be useful...