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The Dance With Dragons Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:15 am
by Tarq
For those who have already read the book we've been waiting for since I was in the Greymane Exiles.

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Re: The Dance With Dragons Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:17 am
by Tarq
I'm tired as hell after reading the whole thing and should probably show up for work tomorrow, but just one thing - go back and look at Wyman Manderly during the wedding feast. Look at what he's eating. Think about the song he requests. Think about the missing Freys.

The north remembers. That fat man might be the hardest, craziest motherfucker in Westeros.

Re: The Dance With Dragons Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:02 pm
by Lansiron
Debating whether I ought to go back and reread the earlier ones, or just grab this and go. I think I remember most of the plot threads, but there are so damn many of them it's hard to be sure.

Re: The Dance With Dragons Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:16 pm
by Tarq
You can always just wiki up if you need to.

Re: The Dance With Dragons Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:19 am
by Galedorin
Yeash finally.

Unlike other books, this series doesn't get on my constantly re-read mental list, so it's been a loooooooonnnnnnnnnng time since I last read them. Years.

And here some people think Wheel of Time is bad for continuation >.>

Re: The Dance With Dragons Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 11:28 am
by Fells
Galedorin wrote:And here some people think Wheel of Time is bad for continuation >.>
http://humor.darkfriends.net/wrapup.txt

Re: The Dance With Dragons Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:06 am
by Ulthanon
Jon just got knifed like a bitch. I am now starting a bet that, in six years, I plan to pay out in game gold for whatever game we're playing.
Possible bets for his outcome include:
  • He actually bites it and stays dead (1:1)
  • Bites it, and for some reason becomes an Other like Bran's ranger friend (4:1)
  • Dies, but shunts his consciousness over to Ghost via some skinshanger trick (3:1)
  • Grievously wounded but survives (7:3)
  • Melissandre gets involved in some way and prevents/averts death (5:2)
  • Bran gets involved in some way and prevents/averts death (6:3)
Any other theories? If they're good, I'll take those bets too.

Re: The Dance With Dragons Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:39 pm
by Tarq
Ulthanon wrote: [*]Dies, but shunts his consciousness over to Ghost via some skinshanger trick (3:1)
[*]Melissandre gets involved in some way and prevents/averts death (5:2)
Combination of these two. Mel's involvement is predicated on the fact that Jon Snow is Azor Ahai, reborn under a bleeding star (the bloody surcoat of the knight killed by Wun Wun) in smoke (wounds smoking in the cold) and salt (Bowen Marsh's tears).

It is known.

Re: The Dance With Dragons Thread

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 1:07 pm
by uthas
Jon Snow dies and Wyman Manderly eats him in a pie.

Re: The Dance With Dragons Thread

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 1:18 pm
by Gryphonheart
Is there any chance that this thread can be moved to the Spoilers forum for a while so that those of us poor souls who either don't have or haven't finished the book yet can more easily avoid it?