Wildfire Riders

Dear Bricu,

This weekend was the Blizzcon weekend and me and my friends streamed the DirectTV feed and watched it. On our Saturday night a whole lot of us got together and sat around, got trashed, and watched the Costume and Dancing competitions. Mainly for a laugh, but by fuck if there wasn't some amazing eye candy there. Like, for seriously there were people in those comps that I would pretend to be a functional human being for and marry.

MY QUESTION IS the problem is that a bunch of the entrants who fell into the "Dear fuck I am going to touch myself while thinking of them later" category were trolls. DOES THIS MAKE ME A BAD NIGHT ELF?

Anonymously yours,
Nat-lithias.

Dear Natithilias

Usually, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speciation">speciation</a> prevents individuals from different species from being attracted to each other. Thanks to the magic of the interent and the rise of Internet Trolls, those lines are blurred. As long as your fantasies do not involve murder and non-consensual pain, these fantasies are fine.

Do they, socially speaking, make you a bad Night Elf. On one level, no. You're not a night elf, you're a real boy. In game, however, ask your self "what would ilithias do?" IF she found herself attracted to a hot troll, what would she do? My guess is she would confuse love and hate, kill the troll, and go on ten year bender of bad dreams and bizarre auto-eroticism. Starting year 11, she would either begin to get better or go more feral.

Hope this helps,

Bricu