Feathermeet 2009 early warning system
Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:40 pm
atheThis just in: expect the fifth annual West Coast Feathermeet the weekend of July 11th-12th, with festivities commencing in Seattle on the date of When People Get Here and ending when the last of your sorry carcasses is carted out to the airport.
In previous years, Feathermeet has included:
-Five dozen pounds of dead cow on a grill.
-Sausage fights.
-Horrifically cute children.
-Prydion, the cake ninja.
-A package of hot dog buns used as a pillow.
-The 48-oz margarita.
-Winston Churchill's lesser-known brother William, and his fascist-destroying lazer eyes.
-A primary organizer getting sick every fucking year.
-More jelly beans than your body has room for.
-The Seattle Nude Cycling convention.
-Rogue hula-hoopers.
-Inability to identify basic fruits and vegetables.
-A round of drinks purchased for all from the other side of the globe.
-The cursed, all-devouring sun.
-And of course, copious amounts of alcohol.
You, too, could be part of this glorious history of self-abuse, social awkwardness, and unabashed public nerd-dom! Hie thyself to Seattle, Feathermoonies, and join the legend.
(More concrete details to come.)
In previous years, Feathermeet has included:
-Five dozen pounds of dead cow on a grill.
-Sausage fights.
-Horrifically cute children.
-Prydion, the cake ninja.
-A package of hot dog buns used as a pillow.
-The 48-oz margarita.
-Winston Churchill's lesser-known brother William, and his fascist-destroying lazer eyes.
-A primary organizer getting sick every fucking year.
-More jelly beans than your body has room for.
-The Seattle Nude Cycling convention.
-Rogue hula-hoopers.
-Inability to identify basic fruits and vegetables.
-A round of drinks purchased for all from the other side of the globe.
-The cursed, all-devouring sun.
-And of course, copious amounts of alcohol.
You, too, could be part of this glorious history of self-abuse, social awkwardness, and unabashed public nerd-dom! Hie thyself to Seattle, Feathermoonies, and join the legend.
(More concrete details to come.)
