Wildfire Riders

I am holding all ur thrennz hostage in NYC.

I am demanding...

ONE MILLION DOLLARS (*evil pinky*)

as ransom.

The Wildfire Riders do not negotiate with jerbz-stealin', science-lovin', Mexiterrorists. DO YOUR WORST!

Quick! This looks like a job FOR...



...someone else >.>

Speaking of Mexicans, I'm reading this manga right now where a supporting character (rival-type of the hero) is this badass swashbuckling fighter-wizard dude, with the kind of good looks only an anime dude can exhibit and a hot lady on each arm in all scenes--and he travels the world fighting evil wearing a titanic sombrero.

I love Japan.

If I may, I suggest tying her to railroad tracks and growing out your mustache. In that order.

NYAH-EH-EHH! Gotta work on the laugh, too. It's like your Death Whinny or something.

Give the woman back, or I will send you a Kerbada to keep her company.

At least Pill wants me back. I see how it is, the rest of you.

/sniffle

...

Does this mean we get you back?

*mutters* Dammit, how do I offload Kerbada now?

Threnn wrote:At least Pill wants me back. I see how it is, the rest of you.

/sniffle

The only Heroes I could find to save you (that didn't require insane compensation for going after such a quote) were too busy going through Cheerleaders they had to save to save the world.

And I think they've gone back in time by now, but you're on their To-Do list! I'm sure! I think... Mabye not.

If she is not returned to boston, her husband will have to hire a team to rescue her.

Some people on this team have capes.