Wildfire Riders

I was told you wanted this.

Linked because the thing is too goddamn long to fit in a post.

<3 We will have so many lols...

Wait, is this Miss Only Experienced Roleplayers Allowed In My Tavern DK chick from Stormwind?

Let this be a lesson to you all:

An RPer's worth is judged by how many times their RSP mentions their breasts.

Yes Bell. The same one that's been name-dropping Riders members in general chat.

I like the summary paragraph at the end of the whole fucking wall of text. So if you don't want to read her whole RSP, all you have to do is...go through her whole RSP!

I tried to help this person.

I tried so hard.

Sohard.

The thing is, the TLDR version which is all the way down at the end?

Tells you that she looks mostly like any Draenei, isn't obviously a DK ('cause she's alive, apparently having signed up), and a few other things. Which, quite honestly, would make a fine RSP.

sigh.

Also, Fells - you have SO much more patience than I would. So much.

SO HARD.

Let us not forget this little gem:

"She is shaved everywhere except for her head hair."

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