Avenues and Alleyways
Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:54 am
(this was written with assistance from Uthas)
A few weeks previously...
In cities and towns where the population could be expected to be multiracial, certain allowances are taken to ensure the ease and comfort for all inhabitants. Doorways which can accommodate elves, for examples, or benches able to survive the weight of an adult male draenei. It wasn't always a universal situation, especially not in the older parts or places, but one could generally assume to be able to get around and do what one needs doing these days despite height, weight or other variables of physiology. That being said, however, Neutrino Quarkbucket - Accountant, Stockbroker and Scientist - still had to employ a rather hopping gait to make it up the flight of stairs she was ascending. Pausing breifly at the top of the staircase, she caught her breath and checked the antique pocketwatch she had recently made. Assured that the time was what it was, she tugged her robes back into proper place, knocked on the door labeled "Whiteley Tarbell, Solicitor", and walked right in.
The office skirted the realm between spartan and homely. It was suitably furnished; desk, bookshelves, a few tasteful paintings and commendations and qualifications which may or may not hold up under scrutiny. Just the sort of things one expects to find in a Stormwind solicitor's office. The man sitting behind the desk had taken a pair of spectacles off - affectation or not, they still were rather well made - and was placing some paperwork back down on the desktop. Neutrino raised her own goggles, resting their lenses at the point where her forehead met her hair, and swung herself up into the chair facing the man. He was reasonably good looking (if you went for humans); long face, slightly craggy looks, sandy hair. He raised an eyebrow quizzically.
"Yes? May I help you... ?"
Neutrino snickered slightly.
"Miss Quarkbucket. You're expecting me, a mutual associate of ours put your name forward to me and assured me he had secured an appointment for me. I'm sure you're been made adequately aware... ?"
"Oh, yes, yes, of course. Smail Broadmountain organised your appointment. I was not expecting you to arrive so promptly. The associates mister Broadmountain refers to me are usually not the most punctual of professionals."
Neutrino laughed again slightly.
"So; mister Broadmountain told me that you are based out of an office in Ironforge, but that your employer was tasking you with duties which take your concern outside of Khaz Modan - all the way south to our fair city of Stormwind. How exactly may I be able to assist you?"
"What my employer is looking for is some property, in this city. I do not have much of a professional presence here in Stormwind, therefore I am looking for something to help facilitate the necessary local agents, paperwork, and dancing between law and custom which such endevours undoubtedly require. Mister Broadmountain said you would be both well equipped and eager to assist me."
Tarbell nodded towards the gnome.
"Certainly. I have helped expedite the purchase of properties and estates in both Stormwind and the surrounding burroughs over the years. What is your employer looking for?"
Newt coughed and continued.
"Well, as I said - my employer is looking for property, within Stormwind; in the Park or Mage districts preferably. Canals also, perhaps? She is not too interested in the Dwarven district, even less so the Trade Quarter. I'd even go as far to say as vehemently opposed to the Trade Quarter. I'm also well aware of the current prices of real estate in the Trade district or around the Keep and Noble's estates, so let's not wate our time with there."
Whitley nodded and motioned fluidly with his hand, a human gesture which amounted to "Get on with it, please."
"Ideally, my employer is looking for two things; First, an apartment or some form of domicile. Secondly, space. A fair amount of space."
The gnome slid a folded sheaf of vellum across the table to Whitley.
"This is her requirements for space - after I had interpretted what she wanted, obviously. Exact measurements are variable according to availablility, but the space itself is not negotiable."
Reaching forward with one hand for the vellum, Whitley also picked up his spectacles up and placed them upon the bridge of his nose. He spread the parchment, raising it slightly off the tabletop, his eyes speeding from one side to another like a speed scrivener's quill, taking in the ink-blotched script.
"So... let's see. Hrmmm, sleeping, cooking facilities. Washroom as well. Dwelling washrooms are not terrible common in some areas, that will affect the price. Two additional rooms, with... well, that will need to be in a zone which allows that. Mage district is zoned that way, off the top of my head. Treatment will need to be done out of pocket, however. Aside from that, the apartment will be straightforward to organise via agent. The additional space required is going to be what narrows the options down. Let's see, it's... well. This raw space amounts to another whole apartment, essentially. So, we'd be looking for either an additional dwelling, or..."
Tarbell tapped the point of his chin thoughtfully.
"Or... I may have another idea. The facilities listed here will need to be constructed as required, but as far as I am aware there are no zoning issues, rules or bylaws which would complicate those matters. Plumbing and drainage would be the only thing I could think of. Of course, all this together in of itself will cost a pretty coin. I do hope you and your employer are aware this is not a small request, and therefore not wasting my time."
Neutrino nodded slowly at Whitley.
"Of course, of course. This is the amount my employer is willing to spend on acquiring what she desires."
She slid a second sheaf of folded vellum across the desk to the human. She waited, watching for Whitley's expression. Whitley slid the vellum closer to himself, flipped it over, and opened it. He raised an eyebrow looked back to the gnome. He picked the half-moon optics off the bridge of his nose, and leaned forward ever so slightly.
"Miss Quarkbucket... I am more than certain I am able to assist you and your employer. In fact, I think I may just have something to show to them..."
They both grinned at one another.
*****
A week later...
There was a crackling of static and interference, before Neutrino Quarkbucket's voice emitted from Whitley's buzzbox.
"Mister Tarbell? It's miss Quarkbucket. I've spoken to my employer, miss Illithias, and she finds the property appropriate for her needs. We accept your proposal, amendment and all. I hope you enjoy the additional commission those changes bring. I am organising the transfer of gold at the Royal Stormwind bank as we speak. We're both incredibly grateful for your assistance, mister Tarbell."
"Now, there's another matter; miss Illithias has some more work that requires doing, and after your assistance would appreciate it if you were to have this organised for her. We are able to recompense you appropriately, obviously. We will have the details delivered via messenger pidgeon shortly. Good day, mister Tarbell, I will be in contact again shortly."
A few weeks previously...
In cities and towns where the population could be expected to be multiracial, certain allowances are taken to ensure the ease and comfort for all inhabitants. Doorways which can accommodate elves, for examples, or benches able to survive the weight of an adult male draenei. It wasn't always a universal situation, especially not in the older parts or places, but one could generally assume to be able to get around and do what one needs doing these days despite height, weight or other variables of physiology. That being said, however, Neutrino Quarkbucket - Accountant, Stockbroker and Scientist - still had to employ a rather hopping gait to make it up the flight of stairs she was ascending. Pausing breifly at the top of the staircase, she caught her breath and checked the antique pocketwatch she had recently made. Assured that the time was what it was, she tugged her robes back into proper place, knocked on the door labeled "Whiteley Tarbell, Solicitor", and walked right in.
The office skirted the realm between spartan and homely. It was suitably furnished; desk, bookshelves, a few tasteful paintings and commendations and qualifications which may or may not hold up under scrutiny. Just the sort of things one expects to find in a Stormwind solicitor's office. The man sitting behind the desk had taken a pair of spectacles off - affectation or not, they still were rather well made - and was placing some paperwork back down on the desktop. Neutrino raised her own goggles, resting their lenses at the point where her forehead met her hair, and swung herself up into the chair facing the man. He was reasonably good looking (if you went for humans); long face, slightly craggy looks, sandy hair. He raised an eyebrow quizzically.
"Yes? May I help you... ?"
Neutrino snickered slightly.
"Miss Quarkbucket. You're expecting me, a mutual associate of ours put your name forward to me and assured me he had secured an appointment for me. I'm sure you're been made adequately aware... ?"
"Oh, yes, yes, of course. Smail Broadmountain organised your appointment. I was not expecting you to arrive so promptly. The associates mister Broadmountain refers to me are usually not the most punctual of professionals."
Neutrino laughed again slightly.
"So; mister Broadmountain told me that you are based out of an office in Ironforge, but that your employer was tasking you with duties which take your concern outside of Khaz Modan - all the way south to our fair city of Stormwind. How exactly may I be able to assist you?"
"What my employer is looking for is some property, in this city. I do not have much of a professional presence here in Stormwind, therefore I am looking for something to help facilitate the necessary local agents, paperwork, and dancing between law and custom which such endevours undoubtedly require. Mister Broadmountain said you would be both well equipped and eager to assist me."
Tarbell nodded towards the gnome.
"Certainly. I have helped expedite the purchase of properties and estates in both Stormwind and the surrounding burroughs over the years. What is your employer looking for?"
Newt coughed and continued.
"Well, as I said - my employer is looking for property, within Stormwind; in the Park or Mage districts preferably. Canals also, perhaps? She is not too interested in the Dwarven district, even less so the Trade Quarter. I'd even go as far to say as vehemently opposed to the Trade Quarter. I'm also well aware of the current prices of real estate in the Trade district or around the Keep and Noble's estates, so let's not wate our time with there."
Whitley nodded and motioned fluidly with his hand, a human gesture which amounted to "Get on with it, please."
"Ideally, my employer is looking for two things; First, an apartment or some form of domicile. Secondly, space. A fair amount of space."
The gnome slid a folded sheaf of vellum across the table to Whitley.
"This is her requirements for space - after I had interpretted what she wanted, obviously. Exact measurements are variable according to availablility, but the space itself is not negotiable."
Reaching forward with one hand for the vellum, Whitley also picked up his spectacles up and placed them upon the bridge of his nose. He spread the parchment, raising it slightly off the tabletop, his eyes speeding from one side to another like a speed scrivener's quill, taking in the ink-blotched script.
"So... let's see. Hrmmm, sleeping, cooking facilities. Washroom as well. Dwelling washrooms are not terrible common in some areas, that will affect the price. Two additional rooms, with... well, that will need to be in a zone which allows that. Mage district is zoned that way, off the top of my head. Treatment will need to be done out of pocket, however. Aside from that, the apartment will be straightforward to organise via agent. The additional space required is going to be what narrows the options down. Let's see, it's... well. This raw space amounts to another whole apartment, essentially. So, we'd be looking for either an additional dwelling, or..."
Tarbell tapped the point of his chin thoughtfully.
"Or... I may have another idea. The facilities listed here will need to be constructed as required, but as far as I am aware there are no zoning issues, rules or bylaws which would complicate those matters. Plumbing and drainage would be the only thing I could think of. Of course, all this together in of itself will cost a pretty coin. I do hope you and your employer are aware this is not a small request, and therefore not wasting my time."
Neutrino nodded slowly at Whitley.
"Of course, of course. This is the amount my employer is willing to spend on acquiring what she desires."
She slid a second sheaf of folded vellum across the desk to the human. She waited, watching for Whitley's expression. Whitley slid the vellum closer to himself, flipped it over, and opened it. He raised an eyebrow looked back to the gnome. He picked the half-moon optics off the bridge of his nose, and leaned forward ever so slightly.
"Miss Quarkbucket... I am more than certain I am able to assist you and your employer. In fact, I think I may just have something to show to them..."
They both grinned at one another.
*****
A week later...
There was a crackling of static and interference, before Neutrino Quarkbucket's voice emitted from Whitley's buzzbox.
"Mister Tarbell? It's miss Quarkbucket. I've spoken to my employer, miss Illithias, and she finds the property appropriate for her needs. We accept your proposal, amendment and all. I hope you enjoy the additional commission those changes bring. I am organising the transfer of gold at the Royal Stormwind bank as we speak. We're both incredibly grateful for your assistance, mister Tarbell."
"Now, there's another matter; miss Illithias has some more work that requires doing, and after your assistance would appreciate it if you were to have this organised for her. We are able to recompense you appropriately, obviously. We will have the details delivered via messenger pidgeon shortly. Good day, mister Tarbell, I will be in contact again shortly."