Meh

[Bricu]

As in today is Meh. After I get my requisite work done, I need some suggestions to make the day more palatable. Any thoughts?

[Arrens]

I suggest removing pants and running around the office area loudly singing "I'm A Little Teapot." I know that's how I get through particularly long days of meh-ness.

[Bricu]

I figured given your job, you'd run around the office--pantsless--and ask your coworkers if they wanted to test your missile.

[Arrens]

I work in the non-destructive area of defense contracting. You know, spy planes and such? There is a sad lack of missiles around here, both in my non-pantalones and out of it.

[Bricu]

So why aren't you having your people respond to your sensor array?

[Arrens]

Because unlike my designs to become Grand Exalted Pantsless Dictator of the free world, I have no desire to lead people here. They wouldn't do what I say anyways, so I just wiggle my dingly-danglies in their general direction until they go away.

[Bricu]

Most vertebrates waggle their junk to attract mates, not to scare away predators. You, sir, are an evolutionary nightmare.

[Arrens]

It simply means I'm more evolutionarily advanced than you sad heathens.

[Illithias]

[Aelflaed]

http://bestiary.ca/beasts/beast152.htm

And you said this whole medieval hobby would never be useful...