After reading some remarkably awful RSP descriptions later, I want you to take your character and purposefully Mary Sue/Gary Stu rsp descriptions for them. Make it cheesy, make it Sapphyre worthy.
Harts.
YOUR CHALLENGE.
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YOUR CHALLENGE.
So if you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy and some taste. Use all your well-learned politesse or I'll lay your soul to waste.
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Alonora
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- Location: Hiding in those trees ahead, to the left. No. Your other left.
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I could do a hundred of these... 
Alonora is really tall and has long ears. She's an elf, but probably only around 18 years old. She is a druid and trained by Malfurion himself*. Despite not having any scars, she smiles a lot. You can tell from her smile that she is a nice person, but sometimes she can seem cool - especially when fighting. She moves with feline grace, even when she's not a cat, and everyone that looks at her can tell she's deadly when she wants to. Especially in the beak.
Her hair is an amazing azure, a herritage from her dragon ancestors.* She likes to pick flowers to put in her hair, and in the hair of those around her, but sometimes when she looks at you, you become deeply afraid, knowing her true powers.
* note for my own sanity: Alos is NOT part dragon. She never met Malfurion. Most of the facts are boloney. But I had to get that in there somehow. Almost as needed as mimicing someone I once saw who was the daughter of Malfurion and Jaina. Oy vei.
So well then. *counts* Movement, dragon, impossibly knowledge, dragon, friends in high places, dragon... well, at least I covered a few. I think I'll have to pick this back up again when it's not 3 am.
Less dramatic and more sucky and reality based. 
Alonora is really tall and has long ears. She's an elf, but probably only around 18 years old. She is a druid and trained by Malfurion himself*. Despite not having any scars, she smiles a lot. You can tell from her smile that she is a nice person, but sometimes she can seem cool - especially when fighting. She moves with feline grace, even when she's not a cat, and everyone that looks at her can tell she's deadly when she wants to. Especially in the beak.
Her hair is an amazing azure, a herritage from her dragon ancestors.* She likes to pick flowers to put in her hair, and in the hair of those around her, but sometimes when she looks at you, you become deeply afraid, knowing her true powers.
* note for my own sanity: Alos is NOT part dragon. She never met Malfurion. Most of the facts are boloney. But I had to get that in there somehow. Almost as needed as mimicing someone I once saw who was the daughter of Malfurion and Jaina. Oy vei.
So well then. *counts* Movement, dragon, impossibly knowledge, dragon, friends in high places, dragon... well, at least I covered a few. I think I'll have to pick this back up again when it's not 3 am.
Less dramatic and more sucky and reality based. 
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Written with copious aid from the subject's player.
EDIT: it got longer while I was at work.
Lady Callide "Fells" Drachmas
Wife of Lord Laurus Drachmas, son of Heth Drachmas.
This slim, willowy girl with caramel skin looks at you with a friendly smile, but her chocolate eyes tell a different tale. In them, you can see all the sadness born of her lost family, the crimes that fill her with guilt even after she has rightfully paid for them, and of course, her passionate but bittersweet relationship with her handsome renegade husband.
She moves through the crowd like a ghost, practically floating. The sweet smell of lilac follows her wherever she goes, a billowing cloud of intoxicating scent that enraptures her loyal draconic entourage and inspires love and devotion from those fortunate enough to be caught in its grasp. And yet still, she wants more. She pauses upon seeing a woman great with child, lightly touches her own abdomen, and sighs longingly.
As you stare after her, wondering at what you have seen and craving the sound of her charming Elwynn lilt, you realize she has just stolen your coinpurse.
More will follow, for Yva hath wrought a veritable storm of creativity.
EDIT: it got longer while I was at work.
Lady Callide "Fells" Drachmas
Wife of Lord Laurus Drachmas, son of Heth Drachmas.
This slim, willowy girl with caramel skin looks at you with a friendly smile, but her chocolate eyes tell a different tale. In them, you can see all the sadness born of her lost family, the crimes that fill her with guilt even after she has rightfully paid for them, and of course, her passionate but bittersweet relationship with her handsome renegade husband.
She moves through the crowd like a ghost, practically floating. The sweet smell of lilac follows her wherever she goes, a billowing cloud of intoxicating scent that enraptures her loyal draconic entourage and inspires love and devotion from those fortunate enough to be caught in its grasp. And yet still, she wants more. She pauses upon seeing a woman great with child, lightly touches her own abdomen, and sighs longingly.
As you stare after her, wondering at what you have seen and craving the sound of her charming Elwynn lilt, you realize she has just stolen your coinpurse.
More will follow, for Yva hath wrought a veritable storm of creativity.
Last edited by Shad on Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:02 pm, edited 2 times in total.
I don't know if you know this, but baby bears are precious and soft. --Mylune
Re: YOUR CHALLENGE.
Man. I better get cracking on my own challenge.
So if you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy and some taste. Use all your well-learned politesse or I'll lay your soul to waste.
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Itanya_blade
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- Joined: Thu Nov 13, 2008 4:08 pm
Re: YOUR CHALLENGE.
Dorri'tow Firebloom
Before you stands elven beauty personified. She is strong but graceful, athletic but curvy in all the right places, and has the most beautiful mane of white gold hair that you have ever seen. You are immediately filled with desire for her, even if you are a woman. Somehow you know, even though she faces the world with violence that she is nothing more than a timid and scared little girl and you desire to protect her.
Spruned by King Kael’thas when he began lusting after that human hussy, Jaina, Dorri’tow did everything in her power to prove herself worthy of his love. She strived for martial perfection among the Blood Knights, even surpassing Liadrin. It all ended in tears, however, when she was forced to slay Kael’thas. Her hatred for the Burning Legion knows no bounds, since it is them that she blames for the corruption of the man she loved.
((I forgot the Jasmine smell))
Before you stands elven beauty personified. She is strong but graceful, athletic but curvy in all the right places, and has the most beautiful mane of white gold hair that you have ever seen. You are immediately filled with desire for her, even if you are a woman. Somehow you know, even though she faces the world with violence that she is nothing more than a timid and scared little girl and you desire to protect her.
Spruned by King Kael’thas when he began lusting after that human hussy, Jaina, Dorri’tow did everything in her power to prove herself worthy of his love. She strived for martial perfection among the Blood Knights, even surpassing Liadrin. It all ended in tears, however, when she was forced to slay Kael’thas. Her hatred for the Burning Legion knows no bounds, since it is them that she blames for the corruption of the man she loved.
((I forgot the Jasmine smell))
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((and in the back of my head, there is a death knight laughing his ass off after reading that, Pill...thanks a lot. 
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Itanya_blade
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Re: YOUR CHALLENGE.
((You laugh, but I have seen RSPs like this... most of them remember the jasmine smell, though))
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A TALL ARMORED MAN OF GREAT HEIGHT. EYE SOCKETS OF THE DEEPEST BLACK STARE AT YOU AND MAKE YOU SHIVER UNCONTROLLABLY. DESPITE THIS HIS EYES SEEM TO BE LAUGHING. THE BASTARD SON OF LORD PRESTOR (VAEL) AND A SERVING WINCH, HE STANDS TALL WITH NOBLE AIR. WHEN HE SPEAKS YOU ARE COMPELLED TO LISTEN TO HIS CHILLING SWEET VOICE. HE STANDS IN THE CORNER ALWAYS WATCHING AND WAITING SEEMING TO KNOW MORE THAN HE LETS ON. THE AURA OF HIS POWER MAKES YOU WET.
(open for romantic rp)
(open for romantic rp)
A rhombus is the kind of rectangle a bitch would draw.
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Itanya_blade
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Re: YOUR CHALLENGE.
((Fyriat/Keltyr reported this morning that this thread made him fear for his brain.))
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Darth Norvallen
Chaos Space Marine Sorcerer-Lord of the Sith
The figure before you towers above you in Terrifying Amazonian Glory. Clad in ancient Power Armor fitted to her lush feminine frame, she brandishes two massive Lightsabers with dazzling, bowel-disrupting competence. Sigils engraved upon her armor are madness-inducing--you cannot force your eyes away even as your eyes attempt to kill themselves for being exposed to such pure Chaos, even as your need to Fap is Invoked Hugely.
Once a Jedi Master, she fell from grace when agents of the Imperium of Man came to Tatooine, along with infiltrators from the cult of Slaanesh, god of Pleasure and Excess. Seduced by the potential power to be had when learning that the Force was but an extension of the Warp, she willingly embraced devotion to the Ruinous Powers, and thus, the Dark Side.
Having come to Azeroth, she found no challenge in locating followers among the depraved Cult of the Damned, seducing both Kel'thuzad, Rivendare, and Balnazzar with her wiles and Chaos-granted wiles, and has been masquerading as a Death Knight, awaiting the opportunity to sieze power over the people of Azeroth and remake them in the image of Slaanesh the Dirty, Dirty Goat that makes you Touch Yourself at Night and Tentacles.
Lansiron Ravensoul Okunishuninushi Kagero-Akira-san-sama son of Kael'thas son of Aragorn son of Drizzt son of Gilgamesh*
A sense of beautiful tragedy envevlops your soul as you gaze longingly upon this Man of Many Beauties. The air is cherry blossom. He has made of bishonen ^_^ and has achieved Super Bankai. His twin katanas are studded with beautiful Materia, and is summoning a Bahamut that he rides to battles. He is killed Ilidan and since Furion is sleep Tyrande is seduce him; he is sex with all night elf but probably the man to (yawoi so hawt <3 <3 <3) also is Waterfirebender made from union of Zutara (KAWAII ^_^ ^_^ _^_^) *the Final Fantasy Gilgamesh battleonthebigbridge.mp3
Chaos Space Marine Sorcerer-Lord of the Sith
The figure before you towers above you in Terrifying Amazonian Glory. Clad in ancient Power Armor fitted to her lush feminine frame, she brandishes two massive Lightsabers with dazzling, bowel-disrupting competence. Sigils engraved upon her armor are madness-inducing--you cannot force your eyes away even as your eyes attempt to kill themselves for being exposed to such pure Chaos, even as your need to Fap is Invoked Hugely.
Once a Jedi Master, she fell from grace when agents of the Imperium of Man came to Tatooine, along with infiltrators from the cult of Slaanesh, god of Pleasure and Excess. Seduced by the potential power to be had when learning that the Force was but an extension of the Warp, she willingly embraced devotion to the Ruinous Powers, and thus, the Dark Side.
Having come to Azeroth, she found no challenge in locating followers among the depraved Cult of the Damned, seducing both Kel'thuzad, Rivendare, and Balnazzar with her wiles and Chaos-granted wiles, and has been masquerading as a Death Knight, awaiting the opportunity to sieze power over the people of Azeroth and remake them in the image of Slaanesh the Dirty, Dirty Goat that makes you Touch Yourself at Night and Tentacles.
Lansiron Ravensoul Okunishuninushi Kagero-Akira-san-sama son of Kael'thas son of Aragorn son of Drizzt son of Gilgamesh*
A sense of beautiful tragedy envevlops your soul as you gaze longingly upon this Man of Many Beauties. The air is cherry blossom. He has made of bishonen ^_^ and has achieved Super Bankai. His twin katanas are studded with beautiful Materia, and is summoning a Bahamut that he rides to battles. He is killed Ilidan and since Furion is sleep Tyrande is seduce him; he is sex with all night elf but probably the man to (yawoi so hawt <3 <3 <3) also is Waterfirebender made from union of Zutara (KAWAII ^_^ ^_^ _^_^) *the Final Fantasy Gilgamesh battleonthebigbridge.mp3