Warning to Rogues and Scribes

[Tarq]

Patch 3.1 introduced a Glyph of Envenom (http://www.wowhead.com/?item=45908#comments) that appears to be learned from a random book drop. Unfortunately, this glyph is completely non-functional. Blizzard introduced it on the PTR, then when they realized how OP it was for certain rogue specs, replaced it with a talent in the Assassination tree.

So, rogues, don't buy this glyph if you see it on the AH; scribes, if you learn the glyph from a book, ticket it as it's a total waste of money.

[Lansiron]

Ah great. So much for Envenom being awesome now.

[Tarq]

Envenom's still pretty awesome as long as you take Vile Poisons - IE, primarily for Mutilate builds. There's actually a variant Combat build right now, 18/51/2, that trades off full Relentless Strikes for 3/3 VP and uses Envenom instead of Evisc. It's supposed to have a higher potential DPS than standard 15/51/5 or 7/51/13, but it's much harder to pull off properly cause you can't depend on energy gain from RS, so I'm sticking with 15/51/5 until I'm more comfortable with Combat.

Meanwhile, with the new Master Poisoner Envenom is of course the bomb diggity for Muti.

[Lansiron]

That's cool at least. I could stand to give this a shot at this point, if I ever decide to dual-spec on rogue. With DK, now I'm actually getting used to taking advantage of attacks that utilize existing conditions you've placed prior (as opposed to your standard 22222). It's a fighting style that keeps one's attention.

[Yva]

Envenom's still pretty awesome as long as you take Vile Poisons - IE, primarily for Mutilate builds. There's actually a variant Combat build right now, 18/51/2, that trades off full Relentless Strikes for 3/3 VP and uses Envenom instead of Evisc. It's supposed to have a higher potential DPS than standard 15/51/5 or 7/51/13, but it's much harder to pull off properly cause you can't depend on energy gain from RS, so I'm sticking with 15/51/5 until I'm more comfortable with Combat.

Meanwhile, with the new Master Poisoner Envenom is of course the bomb diggity for Muti.

Translation of what Hillary sees:

"FAP. FAP FAP. 15/51/5. Fap! Fap fap faaaaap fapppidy fap fap fappy fap. Tarq's Awesome. Fappy fappidy fip fap flop a lop fapper fap. Fap fap MUTILATE fap. FAP FAP FAP. Fap. (Fap, fap faaaaap fip fop fap fapply fapping fap.) DPS. Fappppy fappers fap. Fip fop, fappy foppy fippity fapness.
In the end, I'm right. Fap fap fap fap. Fap. FAP. FAPPY FAP FAP FAP."

[Tarq]

I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION DON'T JUDGE ME

[Denne]

Truly hardcore players only spec Subtlety Daggers, imo.

(PS Haemo is for paedos, imaeo)

I'm not sure, but I think you're insulting both Haemon and her sub rogue.

[Bricu]

I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION DON'T JUDGE ME

You know, I've seen that medical condition before. I had to keep my foot in the door when he applied the cream from too much fapping.

you may now return to your regular day

[Tarq]

You're such a ray of fucking sunshine, Marty.

[Bricu]

You're such a ray of fucking sunshine, Marty.

sexualized language and fertility symbols? Wtf dude.