How Not To Write Your Backstory

[Shad]

There's so much not to understand.

If she's an immortal shapeshifter, why does she stay in the freakish form of a half zebra, half wolf?

How is she immortal if one parent was a zebra, and the other a wolf?

How did that happen? Was her wolf father trying to hunt her zebra mother and missed somehow?

Why does she have wings?

And most importantly, why am I processing this enough to ask these questions?

[Shaila]

How did that happen? Was her wolf father trying to hunt her zebra mother and missed somehow?

[/i]

Not being the brightest wolf in the pack, he misunderstood when he was instructed to "eat" her.

It went from there.

Yes, I will go kill myself to make up for thinking of that slice of backstory, thank you for asking.

[Varenna]

How did that happen? Was her wolf father trying to hunt her zebra mother and missed somehow?

[/i]

Not being the brightest wolf in the pack, he misunderstood when he was instructed to "eat" her.

It went from there.

Yes, I will go kill myself to make up for thinking of that slice of backstory, thank you for asking.

*whimper*

[Denne]

I understand now why her sisters, the twins, are adorable as hell. Picturing continued spawn of a wolf and a zebra, the images are perfectly hellish.

[uthas]

I submit to all of you that in the explanatory paragraph you were all, quite fairly, warned not to proceed. Many informative fables have been written about your foibles.

[Denne]

Wooooah, slow down, Illi! I can't masturbate furiously enough!

[Bricu]

I come by to visit to clear my head before a session. I read that. now I need to counsel myself.