Let's Play Oregon Trail

[Fells]

So you're telling me that I can possibly spend all of Laurus's $400 on COWS

[Denne]

I saw something about "six inches" on Evie's screen and hurried over!

[Fells]

Only buying half as much food as Matty here recommends, because you know most of it is just gonna be fuckin' eaten by a bear or stolen or lost fording something. You fatty fat fats just suck it the fuck up.

[Fells]

One set of clothing each. Laurus you had to sell your hojillions of robes to buy MORE COWOXES

[Fells]

Lots of ammo. There's nothing having ammo can't solve. You can hunt for food and trade for shit you need, and if you run out of clothes you can shoot someone and take theirs. Not really but how badass would that be.

[Fells]

Okay so the way things work is the farther down the trail you get, the more fuckheads jack up the price. I'ma spend my leftover on more food. $400 well spent.

EDIT: This requires way too much math, fuck

EDIT2: FUCK YEAH I WIN AT MATH.

[Fells]

"Now browbeating Laurus for not helping Shad load the wagon" is what I'm reading here

[Fells]

OH I DON'T THINK SO, LAZY FAT PEOPLE



We only have 840 lbs of food here, you guys can fuckin' deal

[Fells]

TO OREGON or something

[Fells]

If you kinda squint, it looks slightly like pointillism impressionist painting.