Let's Play Oregon Trail

[Fells]

I really like this emulator's dedication to bringing me the entire Apple experience.

[Fells]

The 8bit music makes a really strange juxtaposition with a two-man version of Single Ladies playing in a different tab. How far technology has come since these asciiart ponies. These cowboys clearly liked the pony, and then put a lasso on it.

[Fells]

Check out the purple mountains' majesty.

[Fells]

FUCK YES WILD FRUIT, I'ma give props to one of the druids for no doubt sniffing this out.

EDIT: That was apparently twenty pounds of fruit, holy.

[Fells]

Back to green grass AND someone else's horrible misfortune! BULLETS FOR ME, BITCHES

EDIT:



Clearly the approaching white blob is some benefactor or minor diety. Dear white blob, please let the next hollow shell of another family's ruin contain booze. xoxo, Fells and co

[Shad]

What they don't tell you about is running from the other family when they return to their "abandoned" wagon.

[Fells]

Apparently the white blob is Independence Rock.



Upon which I now consider scrawled a smiley face, "Laurus is the best," "I was both here," "SKYBORNE JH'TALITH BITES GONADS," and a scorch mark.

[Fells]

What they don't tell you about is running from the other family when they return to their "abandoned" wagon.

Hey, bitches shouldn't be leaving bullets lying around for the taking.



More potential abandoned wagons!

[Fells]

oshi



Okay let's make a rational, informed decision here.



So we either go to the boxyplace, or the dottyplace. And either way of COURSE we have to cross a goddamned river. Since boxyplace is out of the way and only offers the ability to buy stuff, BUT we're broke as a motherfucker, let's head the shorter route to dottyplace. Druids, get back to finding "abandoned" wagons and berries, kk?

[Fells]

Fffffffffff



WE HAVE NO MONEY FOR A FERRY okay, okay, I'll get some advice.



Thanks for that gem of wisdom Big Louie, I hope your wagon drowns you worthless thing