Let's Play Oregon Trail

[Fells]

Oh God



Everyone who is not a seacow or a tiny flying dargon is going to die



Okay I have no choice. Seacows in the water, dargonz in the air, oxcows pullin' this beyotch SAFELY ACROSS THE WATER plskthx

[Fells]

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA THE DRACHMAS HOUSEHOLD IS INVINCIBLE

[Fells]

Tease.

[Fells]

Cholera, sometimes known as Asiatic or epidemic cholera, is an infectious gastroenteritis caused by enterotoxin-producing strains of the bacterium Vibrio cholerae.[1][2] Transmission to humans occurs through eating food or drinking water contaminated with Vibrio cholerae from other cholera patients. The major reservoir for cholera was long assumed to be humans themselves, but considerable evidence exists that aquatic environments can serve as reservoirs of the bacteria.



Yeah, "You had no trouble floating the wagon across, except your man is now infected with exhaustive diarrhea," THANKS OREGON TRAIL

[Fells]

Okay. Time to rest for a couple days, tr and barter about for some extra food, and let Laurus get over the poops.

[Fells]

Hell. Not a damn person wanted to give me food. Selfish hungry jerks. At least Laurus seems to be feeling better, as my health is back up to "Fair" from "Poor."

[Fells]

Can a Red Flight whelpling get a fever, how does this even work, I don't know



Down to 70 lbs. of food. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS.



TIME TO USE BULLETS, aw hell when did my health go back down to Poor, Laurus and Kiel, suck it the hell up and stop being feverish and choleric

[Shad]

Credit to Denne on this:

"Your wagon is attacked by bandits in the night.
You lose 3 bullets.
You gain 3 sets of clothing.

Bellesta gains 400 pounds of food."

[Fells]

I'm confused, how do I hit 2 harder to win D:



This is clearly Fells out hunting. Laurus would just burn shit and Sky and Shad would moonfire or maul or something druidy.



Fells you're a bad hunter.

[Shad]

Fells you're a bad hunter.

Next time shadowstep behind the bear.