In Response to High Tinker Mekkatorque

[Illithias]

Good Sir/Madame,

As a proud member of the Alliance, duty compels you to journey to Ironforge with haste and submit yourself to the will of High Tinker Mekkatorque, King of Gnomes. *

The end of our exile draws nigh - Operation: Gnomeregan is about to begin! **

* Lawyerbot 2000 informs me that I actually possess no legal authority whatsoever - over gnomes or otherwise - but still, you have to admit that sounded impressive!

** Seriously, please come help out if you can. Many thanks!

Dear High Tinker Mekkatorque, King of the Gnomes,

As a proud member of the Alliance, duty compels you to journey with your brethren to the forests of Ashenvale in northern Kalimdor. For all this talk of duty and allies, the vile Warsong clan orcs and their despicable Horde allies have been defiling kal'dorei land for years now, with no observable effort to remove them as evidenced by the races and forces of this so-called "Alliance".

I did my part by assisting your ill-fated assault on your usurped city; now it's time to do your part for the kal'dorei of Ashenvale.

Or else.

Illithias the Half-Faced

(as penned by Bricu Bittertongue of Lordaeron)

[Illithias]

[[ Original posting here. Feel free to consider this posted up around major population cities, if you feel like responding to it. May even start using this as the impetus for Illi's post-Cata Horde warfare. ]]