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The doctor is: IN
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Hello, Dr. IN!

My name is Rayala, and I'm an Ebon Knight. My current status came only recently, as after my passing, I was the unlucky taget of a vile necromancer's attempt to create his own small league of Death Knights. I was quite a popular young lady with the choice men of Stormwind, but since my 'return', things have really changed in that regard.

Now, I am just way TOO popular! I can't get a moment alone to rest from performing heroics without some young man bringing me candies and flowers, and asking for a dinner date!

What am I supposed to do about this?!

Sincerely,
Rayala Alleria; Ebon Knight.
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Ebon Hottie:

That's Dr. Stormrunner.

Your problem is clearly that you're now not only drop dead gorgeous, but dropped dead gorgeous. There's a lot of boys in Stormwind who like their girls a little creepy-corpsey, but you're back to life enough that they can be attracted to you without feeling freaky. My advice: Take advantage of it! Never say no to free candy and flowers. If the dinner is good, don't say no to that either. You worked at the Feather, you should know this stuff!

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Anxious Chick:

Offhand I'd say your problem is really one of self esteem. You haven't got any, which leads to you expecting other people not to like you, so then you react negatively and suspiciously to other people before they have a chance to prove otherwise-- causing them to react negatively to you, thus affirming your expectations! Like falling off a cliff, you start with one little problem and it turns into a whole bunch of big ones.

I'd venture a guess this has resulted in a fear of other people-- and why wouldn't it? You probably only ever feel comfortable when you're working. Thing is with that, though, comfort comes as a result of familiarity, so my advice to you is to reexamine all those fellows you declared to be unsuitable. Is it true that they're unsuitable, or is it just that you're not sure what suitable would actually be? Figure out what suitable is, in as much detail as you can. If any of those unsuitable blokes turn out to actually possess some of the qualities you decide on, work up your courage and ask some of them out to dinner! Not all at once. Unless you're into that.

If you still can't find any you like after that, try finding and joining up with a group of likeminded individuals to yourself. Fine way to meet boys, especially since your comfort zone is when you're working. So far as zealous destruction of horrible monstrosities, the Argent Crusade's about the best you're gonna find. Plenty of potential toys just waiting there, with bonuses of shiny and religious. There's also the Ebon Blade, and not all of them are corpsey, and some of 'em are damn gorgeous, like Ebon Hottie earlier. Might also try the Frenzyheart Tribe.

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P.S., Anxious Chick:

Let me know if you change your mind about being interested in females.

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