By request.

[Yva]

Vadras says: Perhaps Lord Ekrem would like to accompany you to the stables tomorrow morning?
Ekrem says: I would be delighted, of course.
Vadras says: You sound like you have a keen interest in horses.
Ekrem says: I admire their qualities, yes.
Boleyn says: May I ask something Vadras?
Vadras says: Excellent then.
Boleyn looks at him.
Vadras says: Yes, Rain?
Boleyn says: Why is the nobility held to different rules than everyone else?
Boleyn says: If the church is fine with certain things, why shouldn't nobility be.
Boleyn folds her arms over her chest.
Vadras says: To create an heir to your estate. What is left of it.
Vadras clears his throat and readdresses himself across the table.
Vadras says: Do you have a keen interest in hunting as well?
Boleyn says: . . . you're dismissing me.
Boleyn frowns at her brother.
Ekrem glances between Rain and Vadras.
Feliche snickers quietly and leans over to whisper to Bellesta.
Ekrem says: I'm not one for hunting.
Boleyn reaches into her bag, rifles around, and pulls out an enormous green sex toy with two ends. She slams it onto the table in front of Vadras.
Boleyn looks . . . smug.
Vadras says: I am not dismissing you. There are certain things you must upho...
Ekrem nearly chokes on his wine.
Boleyn says: I will not be dismissed.
Vadras says: Arianna, you put that vile thing away this instant!
Boleyn says: No!
Vadras says: That is entirely improper to bring out at...
Boleyn says: It was a gift.
Vadras says: The table of all places.
Boleyn says: Why I might just carry it through Stormwind!
Boleyn says: Wave it about!
Ekrem seals his mouth, shut.
Vadras says: And then you will be seen as a lunatic, like McNabb, and the rest of them.
Boleyn says: Priestess Stormrunner gave it to me as a present.
Boleyn picks it up and waves it at him, like she would a sword.
Vadras says: Why not just muss up your hair, wear rags, roll around in the mud, and rename yourself to crazy Mary?
Vadras says: That is what you are proposing!
Jolstraer grunts as he walks inside.
Boleyn says: You dismiss me and my life and my questions.
Boleyn says: Because you don't want me to be anything other than . . .
Feliche says: Hey Jols...sit down, sit down...you're just in time!
Boleyn jabs Vadras in the shoulder with an obscenely huge green dildo.
Jolstraer raises a brow.
Ekrem shifts back in his seat.
Vadras has seemed averse to wanting to touch it, but he reaches over and grabs it from her.
Boleyn grabs the other end and starts tugging.
Jolstraer says: Tha feck's goan oan 'ere?
Ekrem says: An argument.
Ekrem says: I'll say no more.
Vadras tugs it for a moment, just to get her to tug back, and then releases and lets her fall back into her chair.
Ekrem reaches for his third pipe, but thinks better of it.
Jolstraer flexes a gauntlet. Clank.
Vadras says: You will put that away this instant or... so help me Arianna.
Boleyn digs her feet into the floor and starts tugging on it. As her brother releases, she falls back into her chair, and the chair in turn topples over. All you can see from the floor is the toy waving about obscenely. Almost like a flag.
Jolstraer peers at you searchingly.
You lie down.
Jolstraer says: ...yeh got tae be feckin' kiddin' mah...
Bellesta snickers.
Boleyn from the floor. SIR SARGEANT SIR!
Ekrem sighs, shakes his head, and stands. He moves over to Rain, helping her up, and pushing the toy firmly in her lap.
Vadras says: You've come in at a very embarassing time for my sister.
Boleyn waves the dildo at him.
Bellesta says: Hello Jol.
Ekrem kneels.
Jolstraer says: Aftahnoon Flo'erpot.
Jolstraer regards Vadras stoicly.
Ekrem leans over and whispers to Rain.
Jolstraer says: Wos wron' lad, yeh jealous o'tha size 'er wot?
Vadras glares angrily at Jolstraer.
Boleyn stands up with the help of Ekrem.
Jolstraer quirks a brow.
Boleyn shoves the thing back into her bags, muttering.
Feliche coughs into his hand, disguising laughter.

Ekrem whispers: I don't want you to lose this fight, but perhaps waving around a giant green dildo is no.. good girl.

*****
Let me just say, Jolly walked in /at the best time possible./