Wildfire Riders

Okay you unlearned fucks. These are TimTams.

http://www.arnotts.com.au/our-products/ ... m-tam.aspx

Here is how you do a TimTam Slam (or Mainlining TimTams).

http://aspiringaussie.com/2009/02/lesso ... -tam-slam/

You are now learned.

I saw TimTams in my American grocery store recently.

WE DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE.

I know what a timtam is, thankyouverymuch.

..now I need some.

I just bought these at the store the other day.

I'm sure they're not the real deal, the oxycontin to Aussies' true heroin. But they're still delicious!

Still, DAMN YOU FUTURELAND PEOPLES AND YOUR TASTY CHOCOLATEY TREATS!

Okay you down-under ponces, I see your TimTams and accept your challenge.

Brb making coffee.