If you ever wonder why we get along.

[Yva]

She's doing meetings at work about the new books coming out. This is our conversation about how the first day went.

*****

Lauren: "Kinky Cupcakes."


HJM: . . .
you can make dongcakes?
individual sized dong cakes?


Lauren: Well, no. These were all female.
Which, I don't get.


HJM: . . . so boobs


Lauren: Because it advertises them as being marketed towards bachelorette parties.
SO WHY ARE THERE TITS ON MY CUPCAKE AND NOT WANG?
Also.
One of them was basically some chick's ass in her thong and garters. (again with the fondant)
I will never, ever eat an asscake.

*****

Yep. I'm pretty sure that is a good summary of why she's my best friend.

[Duugvilder]

And yet, the boys making bum, fart, and poopie jokes make these ladies annoyed. 'S a double standard, I tells yez!